3rd Rock from the Sun

Dick: I'm going to be the biggest adult in this whole stupid office!

(Mary and Sally are breathing in and out at a yoga class) Mary: Isn't this great exercise? Sally: Yeah, I haven't had this hard a workout since the last time I went breathing.

(Don is wearing tights as part of a medieval outfit) Tommy: You've got to show Sally who wears the pants. Officer Don: You're right. (he stands up) I wear the pants!

Dick: This rock and roll music has got to stop! Kid: Why? Dick: Because it's loud and rhyhmic. And rhythm can lead to dancing. Rock and roll music preaches a gosspel of easy sexuality and relaxed morality and I will not endorse an enterprise that is as fraught with peril as I beileve this one to be!

Kid: This isn't about counting songs, Solomon. This is about the music. Tommy: Well, as far as I'm concerned, this is about impressing August and one song ain't gonna cut it.

Kid: Since when are you in the band? August: Tommy, tell them. Tommy: Tell them what? You're not in the band. August: Well, if that's how you feel about it... I quit the band!

Dick: Women. Tommy: Women. Officer Don: Women. Harry: (in a high-pitched voice) Women! Dick: You can't live with 'em and you can't have heterosexual sex without 'em. Harry: That's probably true.