3rd Rock from the Sun

(Tommy is sitting in the den. He recently got a pimple on his forehead. Mrs. Dubcek is coming up the stairs) Mrs. Dubcek: Is anybody home? (She sees Tommy) Oh hi! I brought you folks your extra key. Tommy: Yeah right. Good excuse. You just wanted to come up here and stare at pimple boy. Mrs. Dubcek: Oh you poor kid. I remember how it feels to be your age. Tommy: I remember how it feels like to be your age. Mrs. Dubcek: Listen I am going to go out and get some smokes. You want to take a ride? Tommy: Yeah, whatever. You know it's really not fair. I can grow a pimple but not a mustache. What's your secret?

(Sally and Harry come up the stairs arguing) Dick: Did you get your driver's license? Sally: We were thrown out! Harry: But on the bright side, we did out run the police.

(Sally and Harry are at the place where you get your driver's license.) Sally: All right everybody! Listen up and no one gets hurt! (Everyone screams and lays on the ground)

(Harry and Sally are in the place to get a driver's license. They saw the sign that said stay behind the orange line) Harry: Oh! There must be some sort of flesh melting force field at the orange line. Teller: Next! (Some guy moves over the orange line to go to the teller) Harry: (screams) Nooooooo!!

Sally: You know, cars must have a huge power we haven't discover yet. Look at his, the line, the waiting, the testing... Harry: Can you imagine what you must have to go through to get a gun?