3rd Rock from the Sun

Season 2 Episode 22

Will Work For Dick

Aired Unknown May 04, 1997 on NBC
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Episode Summary

When an insulted Nina has had enough and quits, Harry becomes secretary to Dick and Dr. Albright.

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    • QUOTES (10)

      • Harry: So, Dick, you know what I overheard at the water cooler?
        Dick: What?
        Harry: That there's this weird guy hanging around the water cooler.

      • Nina: I got a blind date.
        Mary: That's exciting.
        Dick: Why, is he driving?

      • Mary: (derisively) Oh, Barbie! Perfect hair, perfect body, legs up to her neck! Who grows up to look like that?
        Nina: Yeah, who?
        Sally: Yeah, who?
        (Mary and Nina stare blankly at Sally)

      • (Sally and Tommy are playing with Barbie and Ken dolls)
        Sally: (as Barbie) So, Ken, what do you want to do today?
        Tommy: (as Ken) Hmm, nothing that involves bending my knees or elbows.
        Sally: (as Barbie) Well have a nice day at work!
        Tommy: (as Ken) Oh I will, and while there, I'll earn 25% more than you because I'm a man.
        Sally: (as Barbie) That's not fair; I'm gonna sue you in Malibu Dream Court.

      • Harry: Yessir, I'm the new guy! You know, at first no one likes the new guy. People feel threatened by the new guy, but other people... are secretly attracted to the new guy.

      • Dick: Nina, you're paid to do my bidding.
        Nina: I was never paid to work for you.
        Dick: What?
        Nina: I am Dr. Albright's assistant - when you showed up, they doubled my workload and the only raise I got was the privilege of working for you.
        Dick: I think you're starting to take that privilege a little for granted.

      • Dick: Harry, did I get any phone calls?
        Harry: Oh yes, it rang repeatedly.
        Dick: And... who called?
        Harry: Well, I don't know, Dick, I'm not clairvoyant.

      • Harry: Well, I can't take it anymore. I quit.
        Dick: You can't quit; you're fired!
        Harry: Nooo!

      • Mary: Does this mean you've come to your senses and you're going to apologize to Nina?
        Dick: No, I will never come to my senses!

      • Tommy: What are you doing?
        Sally: I'm babysitting Mrs. Dubcek's illegitimate granddaughter.

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