6teen

Callie: When you come to Australia, I'll take you my old board. There's a little piece missing out of it where it got bit by a shark, just missed my ankle too.
Jude: Surfing, shark fighting girl from Australia, you're awesome!

Ron: The mall is closed and you're going home. Jude: But I have a girlfriend in Australia. Ron: Well, we're not in Australia, Maggot. Now move it!

Wyatt: First I slept in. So I was rushing to get ready and I stepped on my guitar and broke it.
Caitlin: Ouch.
Nikki: Whoa.
Jonesy: Dang.
Wyatt: Then I went outside to grab my bike, to find that I left the garage door open last night and my bike's gone.
Caitlin: Oops.
Nikki: Wow, that's bad.
Jonesy: Dang.
Wyatt: I finally get here, grab a coffee and run to Underground. Where I trip and my very much needed coffee goes flying out of my hand.
Caitlin: Oh.
Nikki: Ouch.
Jonesy: Dang.
Nikki: Okay, that's enough with the "dang" there, Tex.

Wyatt: This has officially been the worst day of my life.
Jonesy: Let me guess, you failed an exam?
Wyatt: No.
Nikki: Your old bed wetting problem come back?
Caitlin: Oh, do you do that?
Wyatt: No.
Jonesy: Finally realize that the responsible guy never gets the girl?
Wyatt: No. Wait, they don't?

(Wyatt is about to fire Jonsey) Wyatt: Jonsey, I know you've heard this a hundred times but.... Jonsey: Wait, Wyatt, can I do something I always wanted to do? Wyatt: Uh, okay. Jonsey: I QUIT! Wow, that felt good.

Nikki (to Jude): Okay, I'm going to give it to you straight: This tent is gross. I'm sitting on a chicken wing!

Jonesy (singing and mocking Wyatt): I love burgers, yes I do! I like burgers how about you!