6teen Season 3 Episode 22

Jonesy: (Over the phone) Yeah, you can pay me later, Wayne-o. (Jonesy hangs up, to Jude) Jude...GET BACK TO WORK!
Jude: You took money from Wayne to yell at me, bro? Not cool! (Jude walks away and Wyatt looks at Jonesy disapprovingly)
Jonesy: Hey. Money's money.

Stone: If you don't break up with Nikki for me, I'll tell everyone you're dating five rebound chicks.
Jonesy: That's completely breaking the guy code.
Stone: Watch me.
Jonesy: Whatever. Nikki's more important to me then some stupid business or rebound chicks. In fact. You know what, I'll save you the trouble. "Jonesy, you're fired!"

Jen: The escelator girls thought I was pretty tough.
Caitlin: Yeah, only because I paid Jonesy five bucks to tell them that you are a champion kick boxer who killed a guy in a fight last year.
Jen: Jonesy!
Jonesy: What can I say? Five bucks is five bucks.

Jen: The escalator girls are holding my house keys hostage.
Wyatt: You can kiss those good bye.
Jude: Seriously. This one time, my skateboard wheeled over there and I just left it forever.
Wyatt: Oh, yeah. I remember that. Their leader said if you ever tried to come get it, she'd stick it somewhere really painful.

Jonesy: Money and chicks can't buy happiness.
Wyatt: Okay. Now I'm really worried.

(The clones see Nikki and Stone kissing)
Chrissy: What does he see in her?
Kirstin: Maybe his mom dropped him on his head when he was a baby.