The young security guard that Jonesy says is fired is Kai, Ron's former partner from The new guy, but he was already fired before Jonesy says this to him.
Wyatt: I don't know, Jonesy. You were pretty harsh out there.
Jonesy: Please. I'm just the messenger.
(Wayne comes in)
Wayne: YOU! Gimme back my fries! I'm serious, man!
Jonesy: Hey! I don't care if you're fat, dude. Talk to your mom.
(Wayne begins chasing Jonesy around the store)
Wyatt: They always shoot the messenger.
Jonesy: (Over the phone) Yeah, you can pay me later, Wayne-o. (Jonesy hangs up, to Jude) Jude...GET BACK TO WORK!
Jude: You took money from Wayne to yell at me, bro? Not cool! (Jude walks away and Wyatt looks at Jonesy disapprovingly)
Jonesy: Hey. Money's money.
Stone: If you don't break up with Nikki for me, I'll tell everyone you're dating five rebound chicks.
Jonesy: That's completely breaking the guy code.
Stone: Watch me.
Jonesy: Whatever. Nikki's more important to me then some stupid business or rebound chicks. In fact. You know what, I'll save you the trouble. "Jonesy, you're fired!"
Jen: The escelator girls thought I was pretty tough.
Caitlin: Yeah, only because I paid Jonesy five bucks to tell them that you are a champion kick boxer who killed a guy in a fight last year.
Jonesy: What can I say? Five bucks is five bucks.
Jen: The escalator girls are holding my house keys hostage.
Wyatt: You can kiss those good bye.
Jude: Seriously. This one time, my skateboard wheeled over there and I just left it forever.
Wyatt: Oh, yeah. I remember that. Their leader said if you ever tried to come get it, she'd stick it somewhere really painful.
Jonesy: Money and chicks can't buy happiness.
Wyatt: Okay. Now I'm really worried.
(The clones see Nikki and Stone kissing)
Chrissy: What does he see in her?
Kirstin: Maybe his mom dropped him on his head when he was a baby.
Nikki: Jonesy? Can I ask you a question? You don't think I'm harsh do you?
Jonesy: Totally. You're a pain in the butt. And if Stone's too stupid to love it, then it's his loss. Don't ever change. Got that?
(Nikki hugs Jonesy)
Nikki: Got it. Thanks.
Stone wanted to break up with Nikki because his ex-girlfriend was moving back to town.
This episode revolves around Jonesy.
Stone plays the bongo drums.
Jonesy fires himself from the bad news place.
Even now, Jonesy still has feelings for Nikki.
Nikki and Stone break up.
This is also the title of a movie staring Norm MacDonald, where he and his friends get paid to pull dirty pranks on people.