6teen Season 2 Episode 7

(Wyatt is trying to unlock the door to Ron's office)
Nikki: Unlock it!
Wyatt: There must be a hundred keys here.
Jonesy: Well pick one!
Wyatt: You use to work for Ron. Which one is it?
Jonesy: How should I know? I only lasted a day in that job, remember?

(Jonesy sees a girl zombie walk by)
Jonesy: Oh, man. Not her too. I was gonna ask her out and now she's dead.
Wyatt: Everybody's dead, Bro.

(The gang sees Caitlin with zombie Talon who has been gagged)
Jude: What's the tape on his mouth for?
Caitlin: So he doesn't bite me.
Jen: Exactly.
Caitlin: Plus he has really bad breath.
Jonsey: Yeah. Eating flesh will do that to you.

Jen:(freaking out a bit and talking about the zit.) I knew it! My mom said no one would notice it!

Star: What do we do now?
Jude: Not a lot of options. How about one last kiss?
Star: Sure!

Nikki: Guys! I hate to be the bearer of bad news - more zombies!

Jen: Who knew that you could come up with such a brilliant plan that would save the whole mall!

Jude: Catch you at the food court, dudettes. I've got a chick to save!

Jen: Jude! That news cast was our last chance of getting out of here alive! Can't you take anything seriously?
Jonesy: Not cool, buddy, not cool.

News Reporter: Our latest reports indicate that the city has safely quarantined all zombies inside the Galleria Mall.
Wyatt: But what if we're inside the mall?!
News Reporter: (Continuing) If any people are still inside the mall, well it looks like you'll probably die. Boy, I'd hate to be one of those poor suckers inside the mall.

Darth: I estimate we have 7 minutes before the gate breaks. Now, where's my light saber...?
Jen: Great! I'm gonna die with the world's biggest zit!
Caitlin: And I'm gonna die single!
(Jen and Caitlin both cry)

Caitlin: Are you okay?
Jen: No! Even zombies are grossed out by my zit!

Jude: Whoa, brutal!
Jen: You can say that again! Ron's a zombie, Nikki, Jonesy and Wyatt are trapped on the other side of the mall, and we have no escape route!
Jude: I meant your zit. I think it got even bigger, dude.

Jonesy: Why did you have to volunteer me for this suicide mission? I could be kickin' it back at Stereo Shack right now!

Wyatt: No coffee for three hours and now this!

Nikki: Anything's better than dying here with the Clones.

(After seeing a zombie eat his Spicy Stick-It)
Jude: Whoa! That was some serious suicide sauce.

Ron: Get your undead butts moving girlfriends.

Chrissy: Oh no! I'm so undead now!
Kirsten: No fair! You guys are gonna be undead and I'm gonna be un-undead!
Nikki: You mean like, alive?
Kirsten: Yeah, alive and out of the loop! Bite me, bite me, BITE ME!

Ron: All right people, let's not panic. This situation is completely under control.
(blackout occurs)
Everyone: AAAAAAHHHH!

Caitlin: I can't believe it. I finally find the perfect guy and he's a zombie!

(Talking to Caitlin)
Ron: You've got to leave that undead boyfriend of yours behind.

Jen: Head for the elevator!
Jonesy: Push it! Push it!
Nikki: I'm pushing it!

Caitlin: Just because he's a zombie is so not a reason to dump someone.

Jen: Cait, I hate to break it to you, but Talon's not exactly Talon anymore.

Jen: Let's go.
Caitlin: (Talking about Talon) But he's fine!
Jonesy: Trust us, he's not.

Wyatt: Pppsst. Where's Nikki?
Khaki Girl: Hiding from the customers.

(Zombie Coach Halder tries to attack Jen)
Jen: Coach! This isn't very sportsman like of you.

Nikki: Don't laugh but zombies have taken over the Khaki Barn.

(Nikki calls Jen)
Jen: Hello, zits are us.

(Talking to Jen about her zit)
Caitlin: It's not that bad...
Coach Halder: Masterson, what's that thing on your face?!
Jen: Nothing just a little zit.
Coach Halder: Little? Why that's a champion zit you got there!

Caitlin: Guess what Talon did yesterday?
Jen: What?
Caitlin: He called just to say goodnight. He is so incredibly sweet.

Nikki: Jonesy! You can't work there! Staring at women while they change is a violation of privacy.

Jen: (Jude comments on Jen's zit) Well, it's not that big.
Jonesy: Dude, it's big!

Nikki: Have you ever thought of not staying up all night?
Jude: Sure but then I'd miss all those wicked B-Movies!

(After eating something really spicy)
Coach Halder: Oh, yeah! Now that puts hair on your chest!

Jude: You sure about this dude?
Coach Halder: Bring it on wetnap!

Ron: What's is that thing on your face?
Jen: It's just a zit.
Ron: Hmm, it could be one of them.

Jonesy (To Wyatt about Serina's new boyfriend): If you need a reason not to like him, heres one...SHE DUMPED YOU FOR HIM!

Krissy: You're totally undead!

Nikki: This is a life and death situation!

Caitlin: Can someone please tell me how I'm supposed to get through Stage 1 of a break-up without ice cream?!

Krissy: We're all gonna die!

Caitlin: Hurry, elevator, hurry!