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Jonesy: Are you sure you don't want any popcorn? It's extremely salty and covered in that substitute butter product. Gina: No thanks. Britney: It's so bad for you. Jonesy: How can it be so bad when it feels so right?

(Wyatt sees the girls coming) Wyatt: They're here. They're coming this way. Jonesy: Okay, Okay. Relax. They're aren't flesh eating zombies, it's just a couple of chicks. Wyatt: You don't have to talk to zombies.

Caitlin: One of us will have to be a pretend date for Jonesy to practice on. Jen: Nuh-uh. No way. This was your stupid idea. Nikki: I'd rather watch someone eat my hand.

Jonesy: I held your purse like a girly man!

Jonesy: I gotta get some new friends.

Jonesy: You would've been proud. I said: "I've just been reading this book of poetry, and I thought you might have some insight because you're like a poem yourself." (laughs) She totally bought that line!

Jonesy: Excuse me while I take this knife out of my back! Wyatt: I can't believe you said that!

(Caitlin tells Jen her idea to help Jude) Jen: What the heck, he can't get any worse.

Jude: That body language said get out of my face!

Jude: Why are you always reading these anyway other than the pictures of hot babes?

Jonesy: Set 'em up with my looks, knock 'em down with my charm.

Nikki: It's just a date. You're not disarming a nuclear warhead! And hey if they've said yes, they must of think you're not all that ugly. Wyatt: Hey!

Jude: No thanks, I'm happy bein' one hundred percent dude.