(Jude is dressed like a girl and has to pretend to be Jonesy's date)
Jonesy: This is so humiliating.
Jude: Dude, at least you're not the one in a tennis dress.
Jen: (giggling) Sorry, it was all I could find.
Jonesy: Are you sure you don't want any popcorn? It's extremely salty and covered in that substitute butter product.
Gina: No thanks.
Britney: It's so bad for you.
Jonesy: How can it be so bad when it feels so right?
(Wyatt sees the girls coming)
Wyatt: They're here. They're coming this way.
Jonesy: Okay, Okay. Relax. They're aren't flesh eating zombies, it's just a couple of chicks.
Wyatt: You don't have to talk to zombies.
Caitlin: One of us will have to be a pretend date for Jonesy to practice on.
Jen: Nuh-uh. No way. This was your stupid idea.
Nikki: I'd rather watch someone eat my hand.
Jonesy: I held your purse like a girly man!
Jonesy: I gotta get some new friends.
Jonesy: You would've been proud. I said: "I've just been reading this book of poetry, and I thought you might have some insight because you're like a poem yourself." (laughs) She totally bought that line!
Jonesy: Excuse me while I take this knife out of my back!
Wyatt: I can't believe you said that!
(Caitlin tells Jen her idea to help Jude)
Jen: What the heck, he can't get any worse.
Jude: That body language said get out of my face!
Jude: Why are you always reading these anyway other than the pictures of hot babes?
Jonesy: Set 'em up with my looks, knock 'em down with my charm.
Nikki: It's just a date. You're not disarming a nuclear warhead! And hey if they've said yes, they must of think you're not all that ugly.
Jude: No thanks, I'm happy bein' one hundred percent dude.
Britney: Here's the thing, we thought you guys were gay.
Jonesy gets a job at a stapler store, but then gets fired because he missed a shift.
Jen makes a bet with Caitlin that if anyone learned anything from her girly magazines, she would drink a glass of pure lemon juice.
The movie that Jonsey, Wyatt and their dates see was called, Monk of the Green Dragon.
The girls that Jonsey and Wyatt go out with are named Britney and Gina.
This episode is mainly focused on Jonesy and Wyatt.
The two girls that Jonesy and Wyatt were competing for actually thought that they were gay.
Mr. nice guy:
It is also the name of a movie starring Jackie Chan.