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Wyatt: (About Serena) Everytime I try talking to her I.. Jonsey: Turn into a wuss? Wyatt: Something like that.

Jonesy: I got fired from Engrave This. Cause my spelling sucks. Did you know there was a "T" in "Christmas"? Caitlin: Um, yeah.

Jude: You got a good package. Wyatt: I think you mean I've got the whole package.

Scott the greeter god: Okay, I'm gonna call the names of our new greeter gods. If you don't hear your name, it basically means you're not cool enough. Jonesy. Caitlin: What?! Jonesy: Who? Me? Why? Scott: Well, you have that detach self-absorbed egotism that Albatross and Finch stands for. Jonesy: Thanks. I guess.

Jude: You've just got to show her you can be mature and refine, too. Wyatt: This coming from a guy who threw up in his girlfriend's mouth.

Caitlin: Okay! I so want to work here. Greeter God: Yeah, we got that. Why? Caitlin: If you had to work retail, Albatross and Finch is the only socially acceptable store. The '94 Spring Catalog changed my life. I have all the required facial expressions: "Don't ask me 'cause I don't care." "You look fat in anything." (snorts) "I can go check in the back, but I won't." Greeter God: So how 'bout you? Jonesy: Just got fired. Didn't have anything better to do.