6teen

Jude: Whoa, those lyrics! Nikki: I know, it sounds like a stalker wrote it.

Jude: (To Pokey costume) Whoa, okay, did that conversation make any sense to you? Jonesy: Are you kidding? Most of the time chicks don't make any sense. Jude: Dude! How'd you get out of your costume like that!? Jonesy: My furry friend and I have come to an understanding. Pokey sits at the food court with the juniors while I spend quality time at the arcade. This gig is sweeter than I thought. Jude: So I've been bonding with an empty costume all afternoon? (Jonesy nods and Jude leans in towards the costume) All that stuff I told you about my date. That's between you and me dude. Got it? Cool.

Caitlin: I still hurt from my audition. Was I really that bad? Nikki: Don't worry, I'm sure no one even saw you fall. Kyle: Aw, man, that must've hurt. I never seen anyone fall off the stage head first.

Jonesy: I'm seriously low on cash. Wyatt: No, we're seriously low on cash. If I had a dime for every dollar you owed me, I'd have like- (Pause) Well, I need a calculator, but you owed me a lot, man.

(The girls are off to the Dawg Toy auditions) Jen: You coming guys? Jude: No way, dude. Jonesy: Not a chance. Wyatt: I'd rather kiss a dead horse's butt.

Nikki: So got anything else you like to say behind my back? Cause I can turn around for you. Jen: Nope, I'd say it to your face.

(Jonsey is wearing the panda costume) Jonsey: I look like a dork. Nikki: Actually, I think it's an improvement.

Kirstin: Gee Nikki, Zero sales today and counting. What's your secret? Nikki: Beat it, or I'll announce that you get your lip waxed at Frizzy Lizzy's.