Jude: Always eat a hotdog from one end or the other, the middle is not an option.
Jude: He sent me instead cause I'm uh...
Jonesy: His Apprentice.
Jude: His Appendage.
Jude: Um, hey dudes. I am Swami Jude.
Coach Halder: (Running around the mall with no shirt on) I'm a new man! Look at me now world!
Ron: (Through a walkie-talkie) I need back up. Large, very hairy back man on the run.
(Everyone is laughing at Wyatt who is stuck up a ladder)
Nikki: Alright, next one who laughs, wears my shoe home in their butt.
Nikki: It's a good thing this isn't a TV Show.
Nikki: 'Cause if it was, everything would go horribly wrong after the commercial break.
Jonesy: Focus Jonesy, focus! What I need is somebody who can pretend to be a guru...
Jude: You know what they say...The best glimpse at paradise is in that second before you bail. You'll think of something.
Jonesy: ...Somebody who can say some stupid stuff that's sound profound enough to fool the crowd...
Jude: Hey, did you know that gerbils and hamsters can't have babies together but they both like lettuce?
The swami that Jude replaces couldn't make it because he was too depressed to leave his hotel room.
Wyatt is scared of heights.
This episode is mainly focused on Jude and Caitlin.
Jude posses as a swami.
Jonesy is fired as an agent to bring attractions (people attractions) to the mall.
Jonesy's computer is marked whit the letters VIO, this is a reference to the VAIO's computer company.