7 Days Season 2 Episode 5

Frank: Well, you can believe what you want, but I'll always have our wedding night in Vegas.
Olga: That wasn't me!
Frank: It was damn close.
Olga: Well how do you know?
Frank: It was exactly the same except for the mole.
Olga: What mole?
Frank: That little mole on top of your thigh.
Olga: Wait a minute, how do you know about that? Parker?!?

Talmadge: Since when did you become such a shutterbug.
Ballard: Are you kidding, this is history. I feel like Matthew Brady shooting Lincoln.
Ramsey: I thought John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln?
Ballard: Yeah, everyone's a comedian.

Ramsey: Russkies don't surf.
Olga: How do you know I don't hang five with the best of them?

Chinese Elvis Impersonator: With the powers invested to me by the State of the Nevada, and the King Himself, I now pronounce you man and wife.

Donovan: Well, you saved her life. She sat by your side for three days while you hung between life and death. Hell, I'd probably tell you I loved you too – I wouldn't tell anyone that.
Frank: She's going to weasel out of this?
Donovan: You're not the only one who can backstep.

Olga: We haven't even been out on a date. What?
Mentnor: You have seen him naked.

(upon hearing Frank and Olga are marrying)
Ballard: Trouble.
Donovan: Big trouble.
Talmadge: You're joking?
Ramsey: Mother of god – that's insane!
Mentnor: Absolutely inevitable.

Ramsey: So you really think they're going to go through with (marriage)?
Ballard: Statistically speaking, the odds are better of them spontaneously combusting.

Chinese Elvis Impersonator: Do you, Olga Vooka, Vuhka…
Olga: Vukavitch.

Ramsey: Could this be the end of Frank B. Parker?

Donovan: How well does (Olga) know you?
Parker: She's poked and prodded in places I don't even touch in the shower.