7 Days

Season 2 Episode 5

Two Weddings and a Funeral

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Aired Unknown Nov 03, 1999 on UPN
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Two Weddings and a Funeral
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A falling scaffolding hurts Parker, and as Olga keeps vigil over him in his coma, she professes her love for him just as he wakes up to hear her. Through an increasing series of dares they end up getting married . . . but all is not what it seems.moreless

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    Jonathan LaPaglia

    Jonathan LaPaglia

    Lt. Frank Bartholomew Parker

    Don Franklin

    Don Franklin

    Capt. Craig Donovan

    Norman Lloyd

    Norman Lloyd

    Dr. Isaac Mentnor

    Justina Vail

    Justina Vail

    Dr. Olga Vukavitch

    Nick Searcy

    Nick Searcy

    Nathan Ramsey

    Sam Whipple

    Sam Whipple

    Dr. John Ballard

    Justina Vail

    Justina Vail

    Galina Komanov

    Guest Star

    Colin Foo

    Colin Foo

    Chinese Elvis Impersonator

    Guest Star

    Sheelah Megill

    Sheelah Megill

    Dr. Smalley

    Guest Star

    Charley Lang

    Charley Lang

    MIB #1

    Recurring Role

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    • TRIVIA (2)

      • Trivia: The writing on the window in the Las Vegas chapel is Latin and reads De Gustibus Non Est Disputandum, which translates to "Don't argue with taste."

      • Trivia: Parker has Olga's wedding ring engraved with: "To O. V. From F. P. 9-28," establishing the specific date the episode occurred.

    • QUOTES (13)

      • Frank: Run, Olga!
        Olga: You know - not this time, bitch!

      • Frank: Well, you can believe what you want, but I'll always have our wedding night in Vegas.
        Olga: That wasn't me!
        Frank: It was damn close.
        Olga: Well how do you know?
        Frank: It was exactly the same except for the mole.
        Olga: What mole?
        Frank: That little mole on top of your thigh.
        Olga: Wait a minute, how do you know about that? Parker?!?

      • Talmadge: Since when did you become such a shutterbug?
        Ballard: Are you kidding, this is history. I feel like Matthew Brady shooting Lincoln.
        Ramsey: I thought John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln?
        Ballard: Yeah, everyone's a comedian.

      • Ramsey: Russkies don't surf.
        Olga: How do you know I don't hang five with the best of them?

      • Chinese Elvis Impersonator: With the powers invested to me by the State of the Nevada, and the King Himself, I now pronounce you man and wife.

      • Donovan: Well, you saved her life. She sat by your side for three days while you hung between life and death. Hell, I'd probably tell you I loved you too – I wouldn't tell anyone that.
        Frank: She's going to weasel out of this?
        Donovan: You're not the only one who can backstep.

      • Olga: We haven't even been out on a date. What?
        Mentnor: You have seen him naked.

      • (upon hearing Frank and Olga are marrying)
        Ballard: Trouble.
        Donovan: Big trouble.
        Talmadge: You're joking?
        Ramsey: Mother of god – that's insane!
        Mentnor: Absolutely inevitable.

      • Ramsey: So you really think they're going to go through with (marriage)?
        Ballard: Statistically speaking, the odds are better of them spontaneously combusting.

      • Chinese Elvis Impersonator: Do you, Olga Vooka, Vuhka…
        Olga: Vukavitch.

      • Ramsey: Could this be the end of Frank B. Parker?

      • Donovan: How well does (Olga) know you?
        Parker: She's poked and prodded in places I don't even touch in the shower.

      • Olga: The only reason that (Frank's) attracted to me is because I represent some sort of a challenge that you'll never win, like some mountain that once you've climbed on top of...
        Ballard: Watch that metaphor.
        Olga: Thank you.

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