7th Heaven

Annie: Where is Billy? Wilson: In the living room. Annie: With who? Mary: Lucy. Annie: You guys have been relying a lot on Lucy lately. Mary: She likes it. She feels included, and it gives her something to do. Annie: Don't you think maybe she'd like to do something else, like have a boyfriend of her own?

Annie: (about Jimmy and Rod) Oh, Luce, you don't really want either of them for a boyfriend, do you? Lucy: No. I just want them to want me. Annie: But when both of them wanted you, you turned them down. Lucy: Don't confuse me with the details. I'm just saying that it's nice to be wanted.

Jimmy: You only work an hour a week, it's not like you have a real job. Rod: I don't suppose you have the Cliff notes to go with these babies?

Simon: (to Happy) Would you rather have your Pow Chow taken away or be a dead dog?

Matt: (to Mary & Wilson on her bed) Have you two lost your minds!? Haven't you learned anything from your mistake? (to Mary) You're acting more like he's your husband!

Matt: (to Eric & Annie) The good news is... I'm Valedictorian. The bad news is... I leave before I have a chance to make my speech. I got a job in Washington D.C. summer work program.

Little Girl: That blonde creep stole my dog! Jack: Are you sure sweetie? Whitey's been gone for almost two years. Little Girl: Yeah I'm sure and I want her back! Jack: We'll get back for you, sweetie pie.

Simon: Listen, let me give you some advice on how to handle Ruthie when she gets like this. After all, who knows her better than her roommate? Matt: I'm listening. Simon: The best way to fight silent treatment is with silent treatment. She'll crack. But you gotta ignore her completely.

Simon: Ruthie's mad because you're abandoning us. Matt: I'm not abandoning anyone. I'm going to college!

Lucy: I just hate to see the two of you fighting like this. You know Matt's only upset because he's going to be away next year and won't be here. Mary: And that's because he doesn't think any of us has the common sense to take care of ourselves! Lucy: No, he just doesn't want anything bad to happen to us.

Annie: (to Eric) Mary's....Mary's...pregnant.