7th Heaven

Simon: This isn't Mary. I'm her brother Simon. Collector: Well, when Mary gets in, would you tell her that if she doesn't pay these bills immediately, we will involve the local authorities. Simon: Wait, you mean the police? Collector: Yes. You can't just charge for merchandise and not pay your bills; there are laws. And if we have to, we'll enforce those laws to recoup our losses.

Simon: (when Mary wants to borrow money) No, no, no! Mary: I will drive you on dates or anywhere you want to go. Simon: Your car seats two. Where's my date supposed to sit--in the trunk?

Simon: What are we gonna do about this? Lucy: We're gonna let Mary handle it. It's her problem, not ours. Ruthie: Please don't let them put Mary in jail again. Simon: You say to let Mary handle it, but she's not. We're the ones getting the calls, and sooner or later Mom and Dad are gonna find out. And deadbeat or not, she's still our sister.

Annie: Watch the kids. Lucy: Okay. Annie: Your father and I are going out. Eric: Separately. Annie: Oh, most definitely separately!

Lucy: (to Mary) See the trick isn't getting the job, it's keeping the job. Mary: Why are you so snotty? Lucy: Considering I spent the day dodging creditors and breaking into piggy banks, I think I'm entitled to be a little snotty.

Simon: (Talking about Ruthie) I wish I had as much faith in Mary as her. Lucy: Me too.

Matt: This is Bernie, Mary Camden's attorney. Credit Card Collector: Mary Camden can't afford to pay a $50 bill but she has an attorney?

Mary: I'm sorry. I haven't been completely honest with you. But from now on no more lies. Yes, honesty is my new policy. (Phone rings and Mary gets fired) Lucy: Who was that? Mary: Wrong number.