7th Heaven

Matt: Mary has something she'd like to tell you. Mary: I snuck out of the house and went to a fraternity party with Camille. Eric: How many ways can you go wrong in one sentence? And who's Camille? Mary: She's a girl I met in detention. Eric: Oh. That's a great place to mingle and form life-lasting friendships.

Lucy: Actually, I just wanted to look at a book on Buddhism. Eric: Oh, are you doing a paper for school? Lucy: Not exactly. I was talking to Tom about my Confirmation classes, and he encouraged me to explore all my religious options. Eric: Like Buddhism? Lucy: For starters. Eric: Why Buddhism? Lucy: I don't know. Richard Gere likes it.

Mary: What's this? Camille: It's that dress you tried on at the mall. Mary: It still has the security tag on it. Camille: Well, you didn't think I was gonna buy it for you, did you? Here. (takes dress, rips off security tag) There. Now it'll have a slit up the leg, which is perfect since you have great legs. Put it on. You'll look hot.

Annie: If Lucy's exploration is bothering you, you should say something. Eric: I don't want her to choose my church just because it's my church. Annie: If you really mean that, then that's very liberal of you.

Lucy: (about the ferrets) Those mice are majorly mutated! Simon: They are not mice, they are ferrets and they are not mutated, they are cute. Ruthie: Want to buy a couple and help us go to college?

Matt: You gotta trust me on this, cause when it comes to this kind of stuff, guys don't think like girls. Mary: I know I'm sorry. Matt: Where'd you get that dress? Mary: (Crying) Camille stole it from me. I didn't know she did it okay? She gave it to me in the car. Matt: So you put it on and went to a fraternity party? Mary: I know, it was stupid. I'm sorry. Matt: It's okay. But you should know, from now on I'll be watching you like a fox.

Simon: Fifty Dollars is a lot of money Ruthie. Ruthie: How much is it again? Simon: Fifty dollars is... five THOUSAND pennies! Ruthie: Wow we're rich!

(Simon and Ruthie find a $50.00 bill on the sidewalk) Ruthie: Maybe we should give it back. Simon: To who? The sidewalk?

Ruthie: How about a little tiny goldfish? They won't be no trouble. Annie: Any. Ruthie: Any what? Annie: A goldfish won't be any trouble. Ruthie: I know. So can I have one?

Annie: You want adventure? You can clean out your closet, and unlike your father, I don't care if you knew what you did was wrong because I am here to tell you that it wasn't! School, church and back for the next thirty days! No TV! No phone! No nothing! And you will be a model prisoner or you'll get another thirty days.