Sam: I miss Mom, but she would never let us have hamsters.
David: Yeah. I miss Mom too, but I like just having us guys in the house.
Sam: Me too.
David: We get to have hamsters, and we don't have to go to school anymore.
Sam: And we get to eat hot dogs all the time!
David: And I haven't taken a bath in three days!
Sam: Neither have I. But I brushed my teeth.
David: Yeah. Teeth are important....the rest of the body just takes care of itself.