7th Heaven

Matt: See ya. Annie: See ya. Wouldn't wanna be ya.

Ruthie: (coming in the door) What are we doing? Simon: Uh... I'm making Dad a surprise. Ruthie: What kind of surprise? Simon: I'm fixing all of his shoes here, see .... (showing Ruthie the shoes Happy has eaten) So don't tell anyone, okay? Ruthie: Okay. Simon: You swear? (Ruthie nods) Simon: Okay, fine. Just don't tell anyone. Ruthie: Okay.

Simon: Are you two going to have a baby? Eric and Annie: Simon! Renee: No, I'm, I'm gonna have a baby, but Matt's not the father. Simon: Oh, well, there's some good news, huh? Eric and Annie: Simon! Simon: Um, would this be a good time to tell you that Happy's going to have puppies? And she's been eating your shoes, Dad?

Annie: What happened to your shoes? Eric: Oh, this....this nurse took them to the shoe shop to be stretched, only it closed for the weekend." Annie: Was she pretty? (giving Eric his wedding ring him had forgotten by the bathroom sink)

Matt: Look, I'll bring her by sometime so you can meet her, okay? Annie: I'd like that. When? Matt: Mom. Annie: Maybe when she's feeling better? Matt: Can we talk about this later? Annie: You bet. After dinner. With Dad. Matt: So can I go to the library now? Annie: Yes, but dinner's at six. Matt: All right, see ya. Annie: See ya...wouldn't wanna be ya!

Annie: (to Ruthie) Do you have Daddy's shoes honey? Eric: You know Daddy really needs his shoes so if you have them (Ruthie smiles and runs away)....I'll wear my good ones. Have you seen my keys? Annie: On the counter. Eric: On the counter....and uh...my wedding ring? Annie: Bathroom sink. Eric: Oh. Good. Now all I need to do is find the list of people that I'm supposed to visit...(Annie hands him the list) Thanks. Annie: I don't know what you'd do without me. Eric: A lot less of this. Annie: You know what I was thinking? Eric: That once we get Ruthie in school we can walk around naked again? Annie: (smiling) No... Eric: But we could. (Annie nods) Annie: I was thinking that there's more to Matt staying out last night than he's telling us. Eric: You really know how to ruin a moment, don't you? Annie: Yeah. Eric: Do you think Matt's having sex? Annie: No, no, I really don't. Eric: How come? Annie: Intuition. Eric: You got anything more than that? Annie: Yes, I asked him and he said no. Eric: Oh, well good. I still want to lay down the law about him staying out all night. I don't think he should drive the car for a month. Annie: How about a week? Eric: Three. Annie: But he can still take the kids to school because if he doesn't, it's punishing me. Eric: Okay. But to and from school. That's it. Annie: Okay...and the library. We don't want to discourage him from going to the library. Eric: But we don't even know if he was at the library. Annie: Yes. I saw his library books when he left this morning. Eric: Okay, the library and school. Annie: Two weeks. (kisses Eric) Eric: Three. Annie: Okay. Eric: Do you know where my good shoes are? Annie: The ones that hurt your feet? Yeah, you put 'em in the hall closet after church last week. Eric: You're right, I don't know what I'd do without you.

Mary: I wish we could've gotten closer. We should've waited until Mom went down. Lucy: Okay, let's look at the facts as we know them. Mary: Fact...he said he was going to the library. Lucy: Fact...he never goes to the library. Mary: Fact....he stayed out all night long. Lucy: Fact...he was probably with a girl. Mary: Okay that's not a fact but it's a safe guess so let's just assume....assumption, he spent the night with a girl. Lucy>: Assumption....he made out with her all night. Mary: Fact...you are way to young for me to be playing this game with you, now go get ready for school. (Ruthie walks in) Ruthie: What're we doing? Mary: Nothing sleepyhead. Come here. Ruthie: Are we in trouble? Lucy: What makes you think somebody's in trouble? Ruthie: Because I went down to the kitchen and Daddy just said, "Good morning". Mary: So? Ruthie: He usually says, "Good morning, Pumpkin". Lucy: He probably just forgot. Ruthie: He always forgets when someone's in trouble. Mary: Well, it's Matt but you don't have to worry because it's not any real big trouble. Ruthie: I think it is.

Matt: Hey, Mom, can I have the car to go to the library? Annie: The library? (Matt nods) You're going to the library? Matt: It's not like I've never been to the library before. Annie: Okay, but don't be late. Matt: I won't be late. And I'll drive safely. And, I won't talk to any strangers or cross the street without looking....Mom, I'm not going off to war, I'm just going to the library. Annie: I know. See ya.

Renee: So, how bad does it hurt, I mean having a baby? Annie: Ahh, hm I don't think I'll answer that question. But it does help if you're prepared, are you taking any classes? Renee: No, not yet.

Lady in the congregation: The Reverend needs new shoes!

Lucy: Move I gotta go. Mary: Really? Do you really have to go? Lucy: Yes. Mary: Really bad? Lucy: Yes. Mary: You know what's good for that...tickling. Lucy: No, Mary! Don't! Ok I'll tell you. Mary: Ok so tell me. Lucy: His name is Jimmy Moon. Mary: (laughs) What kinda name is that? Lucy: I don't know but he's cute. (phone rings) Mary: Hello? Oh, hi Jeff. (to Lucy) Don't you have somewhere to be? Lucy: I can wait.

Simon: Well, Matt I've been thinking... Matt: Well, don't do that you might hurt yourself.

Eric: I've got three daughters myself. Mr. Nicholson: Yeah, any of them pregnant? (slams the door in his face)