Eric: You ready to go?
Lucy: Yeah. I've been on the phone all day. I called every person in this church directory announcing that I will be holding these stupid auditions.
Eric: Oh my, and I know how you hate using the phone. You know I'll drop you off on my errand and come back by the church and help you.
Lucy: Thanks for the offer, but I doubt there's going to be a long line for free work.
Eric: Oh, I think you might be surprised.
Lucy: I'll probably just be sitting there all afternoon staring at the rec. room walls.
Eric: Take your shoe shine kit, it'll give you something to do.
Lucy: Yeah, Merry Christmas to you too...it's not funny.
Eric: Yes, it is.