Kevin to Det. Michaels: "Do you really think I'm the best person to babysit?"
Det Michaels to Kevin: "Well be by around 7."
Officer to Kevin (whispering): "Sucker!"
Chandler to his date: "I don't want to talk about the Camdens anymore. Can you go back to the antidepressents?"
Kevin to Haley: "I don't think that this is funny. You should never play hide and seek with a babysitter. In fact, hide and seek may not be a good game to play at all."
Haley to Kevin: "Could you be a little nicer, you're scaring me."
Lucy to Kevin: "I think we're doing the right thing... waiting."