7th Heaven Season 1 Episode 7

Lucy: C'mon! Sports aren't just about...sports.

Ruthie: So, what are we gonna do if we are not going to the game?
Simon: We are not going to do anything. I'm going to play detective ... by myself.
Ruthie: I wanna play .. I could be the bad guy.
Simon: You make a terrible, terrible bad guy.
Ruthie: Why?
Simon: Because you smile too much ... and you are too easy to catch.

Matt: Mary's a team player. She has basketball to fit in. Simon already knows who he is, and Ruthie's.....five.
Eric: You forgot Lucy.
Matt: No I didn't. She's the one you need to worry about.
Eric: Why's that?
Matt: Well, because she always feels left out.

Eric: Hey, what punishment can I give Simon and Ruthie for wandering off the way they did?
Matt: Hmm.....that's a tough one. Ruthie's so cute.
Eric: Yeah. She reminds me so much of your mother. And Simon's so funny, it's hard to be mad at funny.
Matt: You know, maybe you could not let them out of the house for a week.
Annie: Nice try....not unless one of you wants to be locked up with them.

Simon: (in response to Eric and Annie kissing) How come you guys get to do that while we have to clean the bathroom?
Eric: This is my reward for cutting the grass.
Simon: Well, what do we get?
Annie: You get to live here for free.

Ruthie: I want to go to the confession stand.
Simon: It's not confession, it's concession. It's too expensive anyway.
Ruthie: But I've got money from the tooth fairy.
Simon: Oh. Well, then, will you buy me snacks too?
Ruthie: Sorry. You have to lose your own teeth!

Terry: I guess you were right, I am a loser.
Eric: You knocked on my door, you're not a loser.

Ruthie: You forgot our punishment, Daddy.
Simon (to himself) Unbelieveable.

Annie: (to Eric) Will you act your age?

Eric: We've hit the motherload.

Lucy: I've got some good news and bad news.
Ashley: I'm Ashley...I don't get bad news.

Eric: Listen, kids. Promise me you won't ever do drugs, okay? If someone offers it to you, don't ever take it.
Simon: Dad, you've told us this about a million times.
Eric: So I'm asking you again. Promise me.
Simon: Okay. I promise.

Annie: So how was dinner with Lucy?
Eric: I officially learned more about Jimmy Moon than I ever wanted to know.

Eric: Wandering away from the house is very, very dangerous. You two were very lucky that you found Sergeant Michaels.
Simon: It wasn't luck, Dad. I flagged the guy down!