T-Bone: (speaking about the US and Darfur) We're supposed to be a superpower. So why don't we use our super powers for good instead of evil?!
Annie: Why on Earth would you tell T-Bone that you slept with your boyfriend in Scotland when you didn't?
Ruthie: I don't know.....I'm just tired of everyone thinking I'm still a little girl.
Annie: Everyone like.....?
Ruthie: Everyone! Martin, Mac, Kevin, Lucy, Dad, you. Everyone still treats me like I'm a little girl. I'm not a little girl!
Annie: I know that, honey, but....you're still young, and believe me, you still have plenty of time for a.....an adult relationship.
Annie: When you're an adult.
Ruthie: When will that be?
Annie: When you're.....married.
T-Bone: (talking to Happy about his and Ruthie's sex life) Don't, don't, don't look at me like that! Don't channel your inner Reverend Camden!
Jane: (thinking she recognizes Mac) Didn't we...
Mac: (taken with her) I'm sure I'd remember!
Jane: (irritatedly rolling her eyes) go to high school together???
Sandy: How did I get into this? How did I get involved with a guy who's, like, 12 years old?
Martin: Umm...you got pregnant.
Sandy: (pause) Wow. You know what? You're right. But that doesn't mean we have to get married. I mean, I like the idea. I like the idea of you being in love with me, and marrying me, and us raising our child together. But I'm not so sure that's ever gonna happen.
Martin: Yeah, well, you had your chance.
Ruthie: You know what? The courts can declare you an adult, but you're not an adult unless you act like one. And you're really not mature enough to be with me.
T-Bone: Oh, is that right? Because I was just calling to see if you had any condoms or if I should pick some up on the way home. How's that for being a man?
Ruthie: I have condoms! (turns around, Annie is standing there) Hi, Mom...
Annie: Should I pop some popcorn? I have a feeling we have some catching up to do!
T-Bone: (about him and Ruthie) I think we're entering the danger zone here!
Kevin: Oh, no you're not. Not if you want to live.
Martin: Look, I don't know what I was thinking. This was so stupid.
Sandy: What was stupid?
Martin: I don't want to date anyone else. I want to be with you.
Sandy: Aww, Martin, that's so sweet...and a big fat lie! You found out she (Jane) was married, so now you want to make up with me!
Sandy: (to Church youth group) You want to know what it's like being a single mom? This is what it's like. You are responsible for another human 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, for at least...at least the next 18 years, and probably longer than that, while the baby's father goes and does whatever he wants, whenever he wants. And you have to confront all your fears, your anger, your resentment...and lift yourself up every day for the sake for your child. (voice breaking) And sometimes that's really hard.
Ruthie: Believe me, I'd had plenty of opportunities to have adult relationships. But in the end, it turns out I'm still a Camden.
Annie: What does that mean?
Ruthie: It means I can't enjoy doing anything I know is wrong.
Annie: (face lights up) That makes me so happy!
Ruthie: Well, maybe I'm tired of just making out. Maybe I want to do more than just make out.
T-Bone: And by "more than just make out," you mean...
Ruthie: You know what I mean. Have you...?
T-Bone: I think that's kind of personal! (Ruthie gives him a funny look) Yes, I have. And you?
Ruthie: I lived in Europe for six months. I had a boyfriend. I lived 6,000 miles away from home. What do you think?
Kevin: Spare me the details. She's my little sister.
T-Bone: Your little sister-in-law, which shows you how desperate I am for advice.
Kevin: Advice about what?
T-Bone: My lips are completely numb!
Kevin: T-Bone, what did I say about details?