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Mac: (to Jane) There is no good way to break up with a woman! And whatever happened to your phone date with Martin?
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Jane: You don't know anything about her.
Mac: I know she can write...
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Sandy: So, how are you?
Lucy: Not that great. On the other hand...
Sandy: On the other hand?
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Margaret: (to Mac) I actually thought I liked you!
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Lucy: You would take time off from school?
Sandy: Yeah.
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T-Bone: I don't think I'm doing the right thing, here. Think she'd take me back?
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Lucy: I just needed to talk. I don't know if I can even get pregnant. (takes a big spoonful of ice cream from the carton, Sandy stares at her) What?
Sandy: How's that ice cream?
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Lucy: (about T-Bone) He's breaking up with Ruthie on a text message!
Eric: Oh no.
Lucy: Oh no is right! How can he break up with her? She has his name tattooed across her butt! That ungrateful little--
Eric: Idiot!
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David: (about Ruthie and T-Bone) Maybe you should tell her you told him to break up with her.
Eric: I did not!
Sam: You gave him permission.
Eric: And you know this how?
Sam: We hear things.
Annie: Not from me.
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Eric: I'm breaking up with you.
Annie: Never. (they kiss)