Mac to Martin: "What's wrong? I mean, besides the "D" on your test."
Martin to Mac: "Ruthie called me a jerk."
Mac to Martin: "Oh."
Martin to Mac: "Hel-lo-oh! You're my friend. You're supposed to say I'm NOT a jerk and Ruthie's a jerk for saying I'm one."
Mac to Martin: "Oh. Okay. You want me to lie, I will."