8 Simple Rules

Erik: Yeah thanks C.J. I thought you were cool. C.J.: I'm kind of cool damnit!

Cate: There are a lot of indecisive squirels on the road. Jim: Not as many as there used to be!

Bridget: Mom, please don't ground me, please. Cate: I'm not going to. Bridget: Wow, that worked. Mom, please give me twenty dollars please.

Cate: Dad, you must be happy C.J.'s not here anymore. Jim: I dunno, Cate... I do kind of miss having someone to swing my cane at.

Cate: Who's that? Rory: Oh, that would be the police officer who followed us home.

Rory: Oh look. A flyer for CJ's beer bash. Hmmm... beer on Bridget's sock...now if only we knew who this CJ fellow was! Cate: Rory, laundry! Rory: No, Rory happy!

(Kerry and Rory were out driving with Jim) Kerry: Rory, it's okay. We made it home. Rory: Thank God. No offence Grandpa, but can you see? Jim: It wasn't that bad! Rory: You almost hit a dog. Jim: He wasn't on a leash. Kerry: He was on the sidewalk!

Bridget: Go on, tell her about the magic toilets in Australia!

Bridget (talking to Rory): Shut up! Monkey movie lover!

Rory: Please let him back in the house. I need someone worthy to play video games against. Grampa's reflexes are shot.

C.J.'s Roommate: I thought you were gonna do laundry. C.J.: All the machines are full so I'm gonna go commando for a while.

Cate: Who was in it? Bridget: Ummm....Monkies. Rory: There are no monkey movies currenlty playing. I think I would know.

Cate: Well, look at that grin on your face. Jim: Try and wipe it off. Cate: C.J.'s moving back in the basement!