Lyle: You know what they say, those who can't do, teach, and those who can't teach, teach high school. Grandpa Jim: What about those who can't reach?
C.J.: Sure, my Grandpa can get a little grumpy, and he once threatened me with a ladle because I took the last cupcake...
C.J.: (Answering the phone) Wasssss upppp?!?! Oh! Uh, schoolboard! Yes, this is C.J.!
Rory: Aren't you supposed to give [your gun] back after the war? Grandpa Jim: Shush!
C.J.: I feel no more for the man outside these doors then if he were a stranger. (C.J. opens the door) Delivery Guy: C.J. Barnes? C.J.: DADDY!
C.J.: (About his father) I'm ready for anything. (Doorbell rings, C.J. opens the door) C.J.: Rory, one of your playmates is here to see you. Lyle: C.J., it's me. Your father. C.J.: Rory, one of your playmates had sex with my mom.
C.J.: Cars are like women; I like them fast and automatic!
Rory: You could bungee jump off a curb! Lyle: Hey! It's funny when I say it!
Cate: Wow Dad! [The car] looks great! Grandpa Jim: Yeah, I'm going to give it to C.J. today, so he can use it to run over Lyle.
C.J.: I have an urge to give you a big hug. Grandpa Jim: Well, I don't know. The last time I gave someone a hug, it was your grandmother, amd of course it was something more then that. C.J.: It's all gone now.
Kerry: Bridget, I know you can hear me! Grandpa Jim: Lord knows the rest of us can.
Kerry: C.J. has a biological father? Rory: What, did you think he just hatched? Kerry: I meant other than the one who raised him!
The actor who played the biological father of David Spade's character is actually younger than Spade.
Tape Date: Friday, February 11, 2005.
CJ hugs the delivery man and says "You've always been my Idol". The actor that plays the delivery man, Ruben Studdard was a contestant on the TV show, American Idol and was named the American Idol in 2003.
S 2 : Ep 24
Aired 5/18/04 (21:19)
S 2 : Ep 23
Aired 5/18/04 (21:12)
S 2 : Ep 22
Aired 5/11/04 (21:09)
S 2 : Ep 21
Aired 5/4/04 (21:47)
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