8 Simple Rules

C.J.: You owe me! I finally found a job I like and you ruined it for me! You besmirched my name! And I cannot un-smirch it without your help. Cate: Your plan is insane! C.J.: Fine. I'll bounce back, I have other names. But what about you, Cate? If you don't prove this to Ed, he'll just think you're a jealous, petty, middle-aged woman. Cate: I'll have him there by seven.

Ed: Cheryl is sweet, and considerate and as hard as it may be for you, my ex-wife and the congregation at my temple to believe, there might actually be a future for us. Cate: A future? With Cheryl? Ed: Stranger things have happened. Cate: Name one!

Cate: Cheryl was studying with C.J. last night and she came on to him! Ed: C.J.? In what world would Cheryl be attracted to C.J.? Cate: The world right next to yours!

CJ: ...All forms of alcohol were illegal. Cheryl:Wait, all alcohol? Even body shots? CJ: Yes, these were dark times. Cheryl: But if people couldn't drink how did they get the courage to run topless through a crowded ball park? Or marry a perfect stranger after knowing him only an hour? This does not sound like my America!

Ed: Cheryl is gonna be taking some classes here. She's brushing up for her GED. Since we started dating she's been a little self conscious about not finishing highschool. Cate: Oh, she never finished highschool. I would have thought she had a PHDD (double D).

Cheryl: I had every intention of cheating on you with C.J. C.J.: Oooh! My good name is back!