8 Simple Rules

Marni: Call me when you get out! Cate: He'll be forty.

Rory: Nobody would take me to the minimart, so I drove myself. There's no law against that. Cate: Yeah, there is! It's called 'the law.'

Cate: How would I possibly figure out which one it was? Bridget: Pick a number?

Rory: Hey, what do you think about the hair? C.J.: You can't go. Rory: What? Too much product? C.J.: That's not what I meant, but yeah.

Cate: I'll be here trying to get one of the girls to confess. C.J.: All you need is a bucket of water, a Creed c.d., and a car battery. Come to think of it, you don't even need the bucket of water or the car battery.

Rory: Fine! I'm the one who wrecked the car! Grandpa Jim: Don't cave so easily! It's the only fun I get around here!

Grandpa Jim: What do you know about this? Rory: That's a Spaw, combination of a spoon and straw. Grandpa Jim: Don't be ridiculous, everyone knows it's a stroon.

Kerry: Which one of us confesses? Bridget: Yes, that is the tricky part, but I think I have a solution; what number am I thinking of? Kerry: Four. Bridget: Damn! Two out of three! Kerry: Four. Bridget: Damn!

Rory: I drove myself to the minimart and hit the garage when I got back. C.J.: Dude, you drove? That's excellent!...I mean, Oh my god!

Rory: Are you kidding? She was all over me! I ordered a large and she charged me for a small!

C.J.: I need a car. I mean, the scooter is fine, but it's hard to pick up chicks with.

C.J.: When you tell [Cate], remember two things. 'A', it was a complete accident. 'B', I had nothing to do with it. Cate: What the hell happened to the minivan!? C.J.: Start with 'B'.

C.J.: Don't anger the gods!

Cate: Girls, I am so sorry, what can I do to make this up to you? Bridget: Leave us alone with (Rory) for 5 minutes.