8 Simple Rules Season 3 Episode 16

Cate: I don't tell you enough what a good kid you are.
Kerry: Ummm, I snuck Bruno into the attic tonight. We almost got back together, but I realized he was a jerk and made him leave.
Cate: I read your emails.
Kerry: Okay...good night!
Cate: Good night!

Bridget: Mom read your emails.
Kerry: What!? I'm going to kill her!
Bridget: Meanwhile, you have a guy in your bedroom. Good luck with that argument.

Kerry: I can't believe this! The minute I find out I shouldn't be alone with him, mom sends me back up there with him!
(Bridget Slaps Kerry)
Kerry: Why did you do that!
Bridget: You were quite hysterical!
Kerry: No I wasn't!
Bridget: Well, you should be!

C.J.: The nerve of Bruno and Kerry, making their private letters practically unreadable.

Bridget: Why aren't you going? [To bookclub]
Cate: Didn't read the book!
Bridget: You never read the book.
Cate: I didn't watch the DVD either!

C.J.: Hurry! Faster!
Cate: I am! I am!
C.J.: WAIT!
Cate: What!?
C.J.: Is that English chedder?
Cate: C.J.!

Kerry: Oh my god! You do care about me!
Bridget: Don't flatter yourself. I just like getting away with stuff.

Bridget: There's only three ways to get over a guy; one, date his best friend, two, date his worst enemy, or send his email adress to a million gay porn websites.

Bridget: You cannot be friends with an ex unless you were the dumper, not the dumpee! The one who's heart was crushed! The one who's world came crashing down....
Kerry: I get the idea.

Cate: I would never ask you to betray your sister's confidence.
Bridget: Oh no, I have no problem with that.

Rory: My science group is coming over tonight.
C.J.: Maybe you could study everything that's growing on the toilet and on everything else in there.

Bridget: Give him the vicious haiku!
Kerry: He is not worth the breath!
Bridget: That's right!
Kerry: No, that was the first line.

Kerry: What were you going to do? Dial randomly until you got my number?
Bridget: Which by the way doesn't work, I know, I've tried.

Kerry: What are you watching?
Cate: Oh you know, just watching a tear-jerking movie.
TV announcer voice: We now return to watching 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre.'

Bruno: Wait, was that a smile?
Kerry: You could see?
Bruno: Yeah, I've got raptor vision now. I just wear the coke bottle glasses because they're such a chick magnet.

Kerry: It was an accident!
Bridget: Oh no, there are no accidents! Well, except Rory.

Grandpa Jim: What if I tell your parents you were up here gambling all night?
Riley: What if I tell yours?
Grandpa Jim: Good luck.

Kerry: I broke your glasses!
Bruno: Oh no, no, no! It's fine! I only use them for vision.

Kerry: Let me clean some of this stuff and get it out of the way.
Bruno: You don't have to clean up for me.
Kerry: No, I was supposed to clean it up three weeks ago.

Cate: I'm trying to show you how much I love you damn it! Now go up there and wait for those snacks!

Cate: Why did you just slam the door in my face?
Bridget: You freaked me out! I thought you were a burglar!

C.J.: We gotta bust into this laptop and snoop!
Cate: You just said there's nothing lower then a snoop.
C.J.: What do I know about morality?

Rory: Are you going to punish us?
Grandpa Jim: Oh you're going to get punished all right, deal me in.

Bridget: Look, Kerry. A lot of things I don't understand... Most things I don't understand.

Bridget: Mom's looking for you. She read your e-mails.
Kerry: What? I could kill her!