Paul: Hey honey look at this stun gun, it's able to incapacitate someone with a bone rattling yet not lethal burst of electricity.
Cate: You're not still fantasizing about punishing Kyle, are you?
Paul: Why? Just cause he cheated on my daughter with my other daughter, never. Do you think this thing could go through a snow board jacket?
Cate: Paul have you ever heard the expression two wrongs don't make a right?
Paul: Oooo, a crossbow.