Cate Egan Hennessy
Jim Egan (season 2+)
Channel 7 News reporter
Special Guest Star
When the cop brings Bridget home, CJ puts the joint into his shirt pocket. When Buzzkill attacks CJ, the cop removes the joint from inside CJ's shirt.
after Cate finds pot on Kerry
C.J.: I bet your glad he jacked the pooch now, huh?
C.J.: (about Kyle) Is that your boyfriend?
Kerry: I don't know
C.J.: He looks familiar. I think I used to hang out with his brother.
Kerry (after she sneaks out) She's upset?
C.J.: Well it's not like you're trapped in a well but yeah.
Kerry: I can't get my license?! Why?
Cate: Why? Why? Because I'm your mother that's why!
Cate: Bridget, are those new pants?
Bridget: Yes, aren't they cute?
Cate: Yeah. How did you pay for them?
Bridget: Umm with your credit card. Don't you remember? You said Lulu's is having a sale on towels can you go buy some for the guest bathroom use your own judgement. So on the way to the towels I saw these leather pants that were on sale and I remembered C.J. saying you're so wannabe without the leathers and my judgement said you don't want to be a wannabe and I thought judgement you are so right!
C.J.: That made no sense but at least you had the presence of mind to drag me into it.
Bridget: What up, smokey?
Kerry: Can't do any better than that?
Bridget: What's up, pot smoker?
Cate: You are in so much trouble!
Bridget: What? Mom, don't you have to deal with Kerry and her friends? Mari, Juan, and Ana? (Winks)
Jim: (To C.J.) Bout time you showed up. Here we are worried sick trying to find Kerry, and you're out... (Kerry comes in) finding Kerry. Good job.
C.J.: It kills you to say that!
Jim: Like swallowing fire!
Bridget: First, can we talk about why Buzzkill's in our house?
C.J.: Because he's old, honey, and has no place to go.
Cate: C.J. what did we say about taunting Grandpa?
C.J.: Not to do it.
C.J.: You know what I became known as?
Rory: The guy that stole the duck?
C.J.: Ya heard of me!
Cate: Go to your room
Jim: That's it? You're not gonna punish her?
Cate: I have to pick my battles, if I grounded her for everything, she'd never leave the house.
C.J.: So what are you grounded for, Grandpa?
(C.J. is telling Rory about his animal stealing days)
C.J.: It was an alligator.
Rory: No it wasn't.
C.J.: It was a cougar.
Rory: No it wasn't.
C.J.: It was a duck.
Kerry: How did you know I was here?
C.J.: Teenage girl. Mall. Not exactly a Rubik's cube.
Cate: Rory, go return the dog.
Rory: I'll do it tonight. I can't be seen in broad daylight with the evidence. I'll go to jail and wind up some guy's tasty little sweet thang.
Cate: Dad, what did we say about hitting C.J. with your cane?
Jim: Not to do it. It's cause of him I'm using the damn cane, tripping over his damn extension cord, bruising my hip. Now I can't stand up. I can't walk.
Cate: Dad, let's be positive. There must be something you can do.
Jim: I can plot my revenge.
Rory: I'm tired of being skinny. Chicks hate skinny guys.
C.J.: Hey, I'm skinny.
Rory: I know.
C.J.: Theres a bug in your teeth and a cricket in your hair.
Cate: You want me to come down hard on her. You want me to go easy. I would just like to know what's going on inside my good child.
C.J.: The thief, the druggie, or the biker chick?
Re-aired: Tuesday, April 27, 2004 at 8:00 p.m. ET/PT on ABC.
Starting with this episode, James Garner and David Spade are regular cast members.
This episode is a reworked version of the episode 'Drug Dog' which was an episode scheduled to be recorded in November 2003, but John Ritter's death meant the episode was dropped.
Tape Date: Friday, 9th January 2004.
Re-aired: Tuesday, June 22, 2004 at 8:00 p.m. ET/PT on ABC.
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