8 Simple Rules

(Looking through Cate's yearbook.) Rory: Look at what some of these guys wrote. Mom you were like a Bond girl.

Paul: Hey Carebear. Seems like old times, I enter a room and Jason runs out. Kerry: Yea. Paul: Don't you look pretty. Kerry: Stay out my life! Paul: Yea seems like old times.

Rory: Bridget sneaks in late and you punish her by buying her stuff? Who's a guy got to kill to get a monkey around here?

Paul: (On the phone) You know, your leaf-blower can get really loud too, but you don't hear me calling the police. (Pause) Really? They told me they it was confidential!

Bridget: It's just when Ben looks at me it's like I'm the only one in the room. Kerry: It's a private lesson in our garage. You are the only one in the room.

Jason: I just came by to tell Kerry we got an A on our Mount Vesuvius. Rory: What did they say about the melted villagers? Jason: That we have to talk to the school psychologist.

Cate: Drums! You got [Bridget] drums? Paul: It was the only instrument that came in a color she liked.

Cate: Is Bridget up yet? Paul: No, she was out all night at a concert again. I caught her sneaking in again and now she's sleeping half the day in her bed again. I'll tell ya I'm letting her have it this time. Cate: Yeah because that's a proven solution.

Cate: If the FBI is ever looking through our trash [Rory] is the reason.

Bridget: I mean, who would have a mullet? Cate: Yeah, who?! Paul: I was on the hockey team. It kept my neck warm!

Bridget: Don't worry – it won't happen again. Paul: Good. Wait, does that mean you won't sneak in or you won't let me catch you? Bridget: Let's cross that bridge when we come to it.

Cate: So I guess on-again-off-again is on again. Sounds like fate. Kerry: Sounds like his name follows mine alphabetically.

Bridget: (singing) Look at me in my all-girl band. Check me out I look so hot. You wish you were me but you'll never be 'cause you're not in an all girl band. Ha! (plays drums correctly,looks amazed) Kerry: You're an idiot.

Kerry: (to Bridget) The One? You never had a one, I mean last summer you were down to three.

Briget: Oh My God! I had that dream last night where I was in an all girl band! Paul: So did I, but in mine you were in Harvard studying to be a doctor.