8 Simple Rules

Kyle: Oh yeah, thanks. By the way Bridget, yeah because of you my girlfriend's gonna run off to Europe and fall in love with some fancy French guy named Hose! Bridget grimaces and Kerry pats Kyle and explains patiently Kerry: Hose is Spanish.. Kyle: You've already met him!!??

Cate: Bridget, this could affect you getting into college. Bridget: Hey nobody said life was fair. Rory: You'd miss prom. Bridget: (gasp) Oh my god what have I done?!

Rory: Oh yeah Aerosmith's people already called. C.J.: What?! Rory: Yeah I wrote down the tour date. (pulls a piece of paper out of his pocket) C.J.: Let me see! March twenty never of two thousand suck it.

C.J.: I'm not going to let Rory get a pair of fuzzy dice...that aren't big enough.

C.J: They never responded to my letters or phone calls... or poetry.

Cate: Oh, you're a dad. What does your wife do? Ed: Well, she mainly blames me for our divorce.

Grampa: You've been dumped by a lot of woman, right? C.J.: Yeah, a few. A few hundred.

Grampa: I'm not in the mood. Rory: You're not in the mood for snakes eating gerbils. You tihnk you know a person.

Rory: What was she protesting, the lack of mirrors in the hallway? Bridget: Am I the only one who thinks that's an issue, I mean it's like beauty discrimination.