-
(Bridget waking up in Cate's body)
Cate/Bridget: Why am I on the couch? And why am I, like, wearing Mom's clothes? (freaked out) And why do they fit? (realizes) Oh my god! I'm my mother! (calling) Mom! I mean, me!
-
Cate as Bridget: (to "Cate") You are not walking around this school like some sort of hussy.
Kerry: (to "Bridget") Yeah, Mom, you don't want to ruin Bridget's bad reputation.
(Kerry leaves)
Bridget as Cate: Well, at least I'm still a virgin!
-
Grandpa Jim: (in C.J.'s body) Stand back, Grandpa's gonna do a backflip.
-
Inspector: First of all, I don't 'Jitter-bug' and if I did I wouldn't do it with you.
Granpda Jim: (In C.J.'s body) Oh come on! I won a trophy in 1949!
-
Inspector: What were you doing with that young man?
Bridget: (In Cate's body) Nothing thanks to you!
-
(Hearing noises from above)
Kerry: What is that?
Coach: Rory Hennessey! He got up in the air ducts and we can't get him down!
-
Cate: (In Bridget's body) I have every intention of keeping my promise of going to the dance with you.
Dwayne: Honestly? Really?
Cate: That is all I committed to right?
Dwayne: (In a disappointed tone) Yeah...
-
Bridget: Have you asked anyone to the dance yet?
Justin: No.
Bridget: Well then the choice is obvious! You have to ask the hottest girl in school!
Justin: Tiffany Jacobs?
Bridget: WHAT!?
-
Grandpa Jim: (In C.J.'s body) Race you upstairs!
C.J.: (In Grandpa Jim's body) This is going to be a bust.
-
Bridget: (In Cate's body) Fine, I'll be the world's suckiest nurse and get you fired!
Cate: (In Bridget's body) Fine, then I'll just have to make out with Dorky Dwyane McDougle in front of the whole school!
Kerry: This switch could be very interesting!
-
Bridget: (In Cate's body) Why am I wearing mom's clothes? And why do they fit?!
-
Bridget: The Spring Fling is like the most important dance of the year!
Kerry: What about Prom?
Bridget: Okay, Prom then Spring Fling.
-
C.J.: I'm going to help [Grandpa Jim] pick out an outfit for tomorrow. You know, something that says 'Korean war' but still kind of hip.
-
Dwayne: Ciao for now.
-
Bridget: (in Cate's body, referring to her body's large breasts): God, Mom, how do you walk around with these things?
-
Cate: (in Bridget's body) It's mom!
Kerry: Oh yeah, prove it.
Cate: (in Bridget's body) The square root of nine is three.
Kerry: (gasps) Mom!?
-
Kerry: You always bend the rules for Bridget! This is so unfair! God, I hate my life! Don't anybody talk to me!!
Cate: It's so good to be back.
-
Cate: You know the weirdest thing is that Rory switched places with his hampster. And Rory did everything the hampster does and the hampster did everything Rory does. (they look at the hampster) Oh my God, what is he doing?
Bridget: I think he's hampsterbating.
-
(Talking about the Hamster).
Kate: What is he doing?
Bridgette: I think he's Hamsterbating.
-
Bridget (in Cate's body) to Keri: Oh yeah! At least I'm still a virgin!!
-
Rory (in the Hampster's body) Mom! Something's not right! And my water's empty!!!
-
CJ (in Jim's body): I'm you! With your bad back, knobby knees, and (looks in his pants)...
Jim (in CJ's body): You got nothin to complain about now sonny boy...
-
Kerri: This body switch might end up being kind of fun in the end...
-
Kerri: Mom, you need to wake up Rory.
Cate (in Bridgette's body): I'm mom!
Bridgette (in Cate's body): I'm Bridgette!
Kerri: Like I didn't have enough to talk about in therapy....