Paul: (talking to a bartender) Living in a temple dedicated to my brother in law. With my two teenager daughters who hang out at a bar and my wife who I believe was the original girl gone wild.
Paul: Well here we are, God's waiting room.
Kerry: It smells like 1945 in here.
Bridget: Everyone in this place looks like they host "60 Minutes".
Rory: I'm going to do some recon sometimes Grandpa drops money he can't pick up.
Rory: I'm going to check out the babes. Oh my God, which ones are the men?
Rory: There's a chair in the shower, what's that about?
Bridget: God Mom, you're such a hypocrite. Plus you say one thing and do another.
Rory: (to Cate) You were really going to town on that beer!
Rory: (watching tv) Look at that girl, awesome!
Kerry: That's not awesome that's....
Bridget and Kerry: Mom?!!
Paul: (On the phone) This is their son-in-law. Not the banker, the other son-in-law. Yes, they do. Yes, they do. Yes, they do!
Cate: Here's a picture of all of us.
Paul: Honey, that's just my right eye.
Cate: Mom couldn't fit everyone in.
Paul: It was my birthday, I was blowing out the candles!
Bridget I have an idea on how we can save money around here.
Paul: Talking less on the phone?
Bridget: Close, going to Florida for spring break!
Paul: How is that remotely close to talking less on the phone?
Bridget: Duh, if were in Florida we can't be here talking on the phone.
Paul: I went for a walk and it came to me. This was the best vacation ever. I'm in Florida with my whole family and best of all I get the girl in the end.
Cate: You went to a bar.
Cate: Paul, did you see the way [the girls] just treated me?
Paul: Wow, it's almost as if you exposed your breasts on TV and then tried to preach morality.
Cate: How was hanging out with Jake?
Rory: Great. Being old is cool. You get to yell at people, park anywhere, take you teeth out. I can't wait.
Rory: My folks would like to meet your parents.
Jake: Got a Ouija board?
Paul: (about Florida) Here we are God's waiting room.
Cate: You know girls, even if money wasn't an issue, do you really think we'd let you go to Florida unsupervised?
Bridget: I visualized it.
Cate: (to Paul) Somebody's stressed out. Oh paying the bills. Your time of the month.
Bridget: Imagine if Mom married him, I would be so much hotter!
Kerry: Yeah, that's how genetics works.
Bridget: You went out with Officer Biceps?
Kerry: And you're our mother!Bridget: Just think, if you had married him, I'd be even hotter!Kerry: Yeah, that's how genetics works!
Bridget: We're going swimming.
Kerry: Yeah with our tops on.
Bridget: Well maybe.
Paul: I'm two different colors! I look like one of Garth Brooks's shirts!
At the end of this episode's theme song, Rory is about to moon the camera, but Paul pulls him out of the way first.
Tom Poston (Jake) is married to Suzanne Pleshette who would later play Laura, Cate's mother, in 'Goodbye' and 'The First Thanksgiving'.
Re-aired: Tuesday, June 3 at 8:30 p.m. e/p on ABC.
Tape Date: Friday, March 14, 2003.
The title is a spoof of "Girls Gone Wild"
When Cate says to Paul "Hey, Magnum, where T.C" she was referring to the 80's show Magnum P.I with Tom Selleck. And T.C is actor Roger E. Mosley.
Paul: "I'm two different colors! I look like one of Garth Brooks's shirts!"
Paul says his sunburn make him look like Garth Brooks's shirt. One of Garth's trademarks is wearing colorful shirts in concert.