8 Simple Rules

Jenna: (talking about Bridget to Kerry and Kyle)....fashion disaster, thinks she's cutting edge cause she knows who Moby is. Yeah right Bridget! (sees Bridget) Bridget!

Christina: Do you want to watch TV, listen to music or something? Kerry: No. Christina: You're no fun. Kerry: Sorry. Christina: No, I like it.

Paul: If loving my children is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Kerry: Why do you put up with [Bridget]? Kyle: Same reason you do. Kerry: I put up with her because she's my sister. Kyle: Right. It has nothing to do with how hot she is.

Rory: Mom, what are you doing? Cate: I just can't stand the mess anymore. I found pop bottles, candy wrappers and under your bed; books, clothes, and a tire. Rory: It's going to be part of my first car.

Paul: Get ready for a slew of phone calls from [Jason] trying to get back together. Kerry: He hasn't called. Paul: Well give him a day. If you meant anything at all to him, he'll come beggin'. Kerry: We broke up last week.

Bridget and Kerry run down the steps) Bridget: I am going to kill you! Cate: What is going on? Bridget: I just talked to Amanda who talked to Michelle who talked to Walker who's dating Josie that you- Paul: Kerry kissing Kyle meant nothing! Bridget: Borrowed my sweater! (long pause) What? Paul: (to Kerry) You borrowed her sweater?!

Kyle: Hey Kerry. What are you doing here? Kerry: I'm with Bridget. Kyle: Me too.

Paul: Hey Kerry, hey Christina. Nice room. Christina: You know, I'm just going to go upstairs so I don't feel uncomfortable. (looks at Paul) More uncomfortable.

Paul: Do you know who Kerry's with right now? Cate: Christina. Paul: Well, I bet you don't know what room there in. Cate: The basement. Paul: Do you even remember her? Cate: Yeah, she was one of the friends that Kerry had to cut lose after the Spice Girls impersonators fiasco. Paul: What was wrong with it? Cate: They were three middle aged women wearing wigs that have been drinking. I had to take their car keys and drive them home. And let me tell you, that Baby Spice, mean drunk.

Kerry: Kyle and I kissed. Paul: You did? Are you okay?

Kerry: Why do you put up with her? Kyle: Why do you? Kyle: I put up with her 'cause she's my sister. Kyle: Sure. And it has nothing to do with how hot she is.

(Bridget and Cate come home and Kerry runs to Bridget crying) Bridget: You talked to Dad? What were you thinking? Cate: Paul! Paul: She just needed a good cry.

Paul: Where's Bridget and Kerry? Anthony: They be around here somewhere shaking there ba rump a ba bump. (normal voice) Mom! You promised you'd stay upstairs!

Christina: So do you want to listen to music or watch tv or something? Kerry: No. Christina: You're no fun. Kerry: Sorry. Christina: No, I like it.

Cate: Now, you are my husband, and I say this with love: DO NOT GET INVOLVED!

Paul: You okay? Your face is all puffy. Kerry: Dad! Paul: Not bad-puffy. Kerry: Oh, right, you mean the good-puffy.

Bridget: They'll call me girl who goes to parties with her little sister. Paul: They could call you girl who stayed home Saturday night while Jenna and Danielle became fourth best friends. (Bridget gasps) Paul: You know that had to be said.

Kerry: I didn't know you liked to read...[pauses]...I didn't know you could read!

Bridget: College boys? They look just like they do in the magazines!