8 Simple Rules Season 2 Episode 19

Bartender: (handing C.J. a beer) This is from Harlan.
C.J.: Who's Harlan?
(The bartender points to Harlan. Harlan winks at C.J.)
C.J.: Oh that's great, guy winking at a guy. (grabs his cellphone) Gampy I'm scared.

Kerry: Why are you stopping!?
Bridget: He looks like Brad Pitt!
Kerry: Oh yeah, that's a good reason!

Kerry: You know, not everyone thinks you're the hottest thing around.
Random person: (To Bridget) Darling, you're the hottest thing around.

Kerry: That's incredible!
Bridget: Yeah, we're sitting here waiting for a sign and this guy distracts us playing dad's favorite song!

Bridget: (On phone) Don't worry, we won't be crossing any state lines...(Looks back at the road)...many state lines.

Kyle: I can't figure this out! I know both of your daughters real well.
Grandpa Jim: Maybe we should call the police.
Kyle: I don't know them that well!

Kerry: Mom's left eight messages. Maybe we should call her and tell her we're okay.
Bridget: Little pointer, when you're running away from home, you don't call mommy and tell her you're okay.

Cate: Bridget's turned off her phone. They lied to me. Stole Kyle's car. This is not like them!
Kyle: You're right! Bridget never turns off her phone!

Bridget (Talking about their roadtrip): It's the journey!

Rory opens the door
Rachel: Hi Rory.
Rory: Hi Rachel. So, what're you doing here?
Rachel: Look. I came to tell you in person that what happened between us was a... Spur of the moment thing. That's all. It was a.... It was... Only physical.
Rory: Only physical... That's cool. See ya.
Rory closes the door
Rory: Hey Grandpa, it was-
Grandpa: Heard every word.

Kerry: So what's your favorite memory here Mom?
Cate: Well... The last time we were here, I was in a hurry to leave. And I called to your dad from the car and said 'Come on! We have a long drive!'. He came running out with this towel wrapped around his thumb. The great outdoorsman had tried to carve the name Hennessy behind that picture. Just a little reminder to let the world know that even though we rented it, this was still our cabin.
Cate takes the picture off the wall to reveal the letters 'HI'
Rory: It looks like he was carving the E when he cut himself.
Cate: Oh my god... It says 'hi'.
Kerry: Hi dad...
Bridget: Hey dad...
CJ: Gampy, I'm scared.
Grandpa puts his arm around CJ
Grandpa: Ah, there's nothing to be scared about. It's just a coincidence... A pretty impressive coincidence.
Kyle: You know, it's been said that God is a comedian that's playing for an audience that's just too afraid to laugh.
Everyone turns to Kyle
Grandpa: Who said that?
Kyle: It's me, Kyle!

Bridget: Oh, mom's right. If only there was some way we could turn back time so we could all end up here NOW.

Kerry: CJ, you made a fire!
CJ: I did not! Why does everyone accuse me!? Oh, in the fireplace.

CJ: That fort I built out back... It had a working fire place and everything.
CJ pauses
CJ: Remember that forest-fire we had out back? They let me wear a fireman's helmet. Good times...