8 Simple Rules

Jenna: So get this, we were all totally obsessing about our dates for the dance on Friday night and some people weren't getting asked and I won't name names, Dana, so we all decided we'd go stag and totally play the guys against each other. Kerry: Oh I think under the given circumstances that - Bridget: Oh I love that! Kerry: Bridget? You're really talking about this? Bridget: Yeah did you hear their strategy? It was very clever.

Jenna: The group was not the same without you! Bridget: Oh! really? Jenna: Yeah. It's just like in Charlie's Angels how there's a blonde, a brunette and a kinda something else. We are so glad to have our blonde back! Danielle: I'm blonde! Jenna: Yeah right Danielle.

Bridget: Yeah right like I'm going to go out with a barrister. Cate: Honey, a barrister is a lawyer in England.

Cate: Is that the dress you bought with my credit card? Bridget: Yeah, isn't it great! I mean, you have your boob dresses and your good leg dresses and butt dresses, but it's hardly ever you get a good boob-leg-butt dress, you know what I mean?

Cate: You can buy a new dress for the dance. Bridget: Really? I know exactly which one i'm going to get, it's red. Which I know is not really my color but it works. I don't think there's a color out there I can't make prettier.

Kerry: Kyle, why did you say you loved me? Kyle: You see, when your dad died, it made me realize.... Kerry: Yeah, that's what I thought. You felt sorry for me, that's what I thought. Kyle: No, that's not it. When your dad died it made me realize that you have to say the things you feel because you may not get another chance.

Kerry: You are too pretty for this dress. Bridget: What? Kerry: I just think it's for some girl who has to try really hard and you don't. You should respect yourself like was always telling you to. You deserve the best. Bridget: You deserve the best too. Kerry: No, I don't. Bridget: No, listen. What Kyle said to you, he meant it. Kerry: How do you know? Bridget: Kyle and I went out for a really long time. Kerry: Yeah. Bridget: He never said it to me.

Cate: Hey guys. Jim: You didn't ring the doorbell. Cate: That's strange because I always ring the doorbell when I enter my own house. Jim: Maybe if you'd rung the bell, you'd have noticed that I fixed it. Cate: That's nice. Jim: Aren't you gonna try it? Cate: What? Jim: The doorbell. Cate: I believe that you fixed it. Jim: Well when I said I fixed it, maybe I was being unnecessarily modest. I'm talking three hours at the hardware store trying out doorbells till I found the exact right one that says, "This is where the Hennessey's live."

Bridget: You're gonna take us to school in that? Kerry: What is that? Cate: It's a housecoat. Bridget: Maybe it's called a housecoat because you should wear it in the privacy of your own house. Cate: What is the big deal? Nobody's going to see me in the car. Kerry: Damn right they're not, cause you're going to drop us like two blocks from school. Rory: Congratulations mom, you're just as lame as dad.

Rory: Apparently pity milk doesn't come in chocolate.