Cate Egan Hennessy
C.J. Barnes (Episodes 40-76; special guest before that, 2004-05)
Rory Joseph Hennessy
Grandpa Jim Egan (Episodes 40-76; special guest before that, 2004-05)
When C.J. is yelling about never cooking for them again, the camera spans to Rory and in the corner you can see the actress that plays Kerry (Amy Davidson) trying not to laugh.
Rory: Grandpa, do you know a Matt?
Grandpa Jim: Matt Walsh? That crazy, long-haired low-life. I should've shot him when I had the chance!
Rory: I believe he's familiar with the man.
(as Cate rides on Matt's motorcycle)
Matt: You okay back there?
Cate: Great! Plus, my nails are drying!
(When everyone asks cate to do something for them)
Jim: Button LumberJack,Button LumberJack.
Grandpa Jim: C.J., [the pork] is still pink!
C.J.: That's the grape jelly!
C.J.: If you're still hungry, I've got a butt load of marshmallow pork left. It's going to spoil.
Grandpa Jim: Again.
Grandpa Jim: I think they got the message.
Rory: He threatened to beat us.
C.J.: I just thought you should know, I appreciate everything you do for me. Sure, I have to share a room with Gramps, and I don't get to use the car as often as I'd like....
Grandpa Jim: I think she gets the point.
Cate: I've got a family that worships me!
(Back at home)
Bridget: I say let her rot.
Cate: It's your wife! You said you left her!
Matt: I did.
Matt: This afternoon, when I got your email.
Cate: (Yelling) Oh my God! It's the Purple Haze! It's exactly the same as it was when we were in college!
Matt: Cate, were off the bike.
C.J.: We're doing substitute drinking.
C.J.: Yeah, it's a bar where all the real teachers go, but some can't make it so were filling in for them.
(In Cate's mind)
Bridget: Want! Want! Want! Need! Need! Need!
Kerry: Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!
Rory: Help! Help!
Grandpa Jim: Button-lumberjack! Button-lumberjack!
C.J.: Why don't I have a girlfriend?
Grandpa Jim: Boy, if you were my kids and some years back, I'd be beating you right now!
C.J.: Yeah! And he'd make you go out back behind the barn and cut it too!
Rory: What barn?
C.J.: Yeah, in the fifties everyone had a barn!
Grandpa Jim: (to Cate) Please come out, sweetie. C.J.'s cooking pork and I'm scared for the children!
Cate: We have a front door.
Matt: Yeah, but you said you're dad lived here, so I thought this would be safer.
Bridget: Mom! Come out! Rory thinks he's gay!
Cate: Can't you wear something else?
Grandpa Jim: No, it's the lumberjack competition.
Cate: Can't you watch something else?
Grandpa Jim: You never did approve of log rolling, did you Cate?
Cate: I looked up an old boyfriend on the Internet.
C.J.: You old dog digging up a dog bone!
Bridget: When did Mom have a dangerous phase? Was it before or after she started keeping a snake bite kit in her purse?
8.43 million viewers.
Kaley is still wearing a cast/brace in this episode.
Taping Date: December 17, 2004.
Ed O'Neill is best known for his role as Al Bundy on the hit FOX sitcom Married...With Children, which he starred on with Katey Segal for 11 seasons.
This episode got the season's highest ratings to date scoring a 5.6/10.
Ed O'Neill and Katey Sagal both starred in the show "Married with Children," as Al and Peggy Bundy, a married couple with 3 children.
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