8 Simple Rules

Bridget: Guy can't actually have a girl friend, right? Cate: A smart, cute, thoughtful guy with a bright future getting a date in high school? I doubt it.

Bridget: Kerry, I live for Valentine's Day. It's a day set aside for beautiful girls. Kerry: So you don't think that unattractive people fall in love? Bridget: Kerry, that's not love. That's company.

C.J.: I remember in high school I needed a duffle bag to carry all the cards I got. Oh you don't believe me. I may not be much now as a result of some hard and yes questionable living. But back in high school I was buff, young, and tan. Good looking. I was the man. Kerry: Oh yeah, show us your yearbook. C.J.: The man was sick on picture day.

Jeremy: You're not as dumb as you look. Bridget: Hey, you're not as dull as you look. Jeremy: Well, look at you. A grammatically correct insult.

Bridget: My mom's all worried about college, but look at me. You know I'm going to marry well. Jeremy: And often.

Cate: Bridget, you know you're not supposed to have a guy in your room. Bridget: I am trying to get into college. Cate: Did he say he could get you into college?

C.J.: Aunt Cate be mine. Cate: Car Freshener, well you know C.J., nothing says "Be Mine" like "Your Car Stinks.

C.J.: You sent me all the way to Canada for aspirin? Jim: C.J., the pain in my hip is still here, but now the pain in my ass is in Canada.