8 Simple Rules

Bridget: I need a favor. Jeremy's going to some geek party and I need you to get me in. Kerry: What did you just say? How dare you, what makes you think that- Bridget:(Cutting off Kerry) Can you get me in or not? Kerry: Yeah, I can get you in.

Cate: What's that all about? Bridget: What's that all about? Oh, I'll tell you what it's all about missy. It's about me winning Jeremy and humiliating Lacey so much that she can't show her face and has to move to like the northern territories to live with the bears. And until one day she starts riding that bear like a pony and it turns around cause it's so mad and it eats her. And because it ate so much of her face, it starts to look like Lacey and all the other bears go, "Ha your face looks like Lacey!" Cate: I meant what's the debate about?

CJ: Like you could catch me--you move at like the speed of moss.

Jeremy: Whoa, Whoa, What?! Bridget I like you. I mean, I really like you. I mean, gosh, you're beautiful, you're sweet, and you're smart. At most I thought we could be friends, but I never would have dreamed that Bridget Hennessy could like someone (Bridget kisses him) ... I mean, you know, I'm in my world, you're in your's (Bridget kisses him again) ... Okay you're being initiated into some club aren't you (Bridget kisse him, again) ... Will you marry me? You could quit school, get a job.

Jeremy: Hey, what are you so mad at me for? Bridget: I'M NOT MAD AT YOU! Jeremy: She hissed!

(C.J. crying over the break up with his girlfriend) Jim: I hate to see a grown man cry. Why don't you get out of here?

Cate: You're still gonna be here every night for dinner? C.J.: Well I don't know about every night. I do have a life.

Kerry: ( to CJ) Ok, do you mean college or institution? Because there's a big difference. CJ: Yeah ok, Carrot Top. (takes out a piece of paper) See this? This is my first syllabus. Sounds nice ... syllabus, doesn't it?

CJ is in the basement crying Cate: CJ, what happened? CJ: I don't want Rory to see me this way. Rory: No, I'm cool.

(giving Bridget advice to attend a "geek party") Kerry: And if you're gonna talk, don't say "so," "totally," or "oh my god." Bridget: Okay, I can so do that. I totally just said so, and totally Oh my god!

Bridget: Mom, CJ's been in the shower for 45 minutes, and he's hogging the hot water. Kerry: Oh great, now we have two blondes in the house who think they own the bathroom.

Cate: CJ, your van is on fire. CJ: MY BABY!

(Jim moving into the basement) Jim: (to Cate) Oh, I'll be fine, I'm a big boy. But I'm worried about Rory, I think he's gonna miss our midnight chats together. (Rory walks in holding a box) Rory: Okay, Grandpa, here's a box of your crap.

Cate: It's so quiet around here without C.J. Jim: It's called peace

C.J.: Hi, Aunt Cate, Rory, Grandpyro.