8 Simple Rules Season 3 Episode 11

Cate: A scout is just coming to the game. It's a little early for a welcome to Princeton party.
Rory: But we'll be ready when it happens.

Cate: So did Bridget tell Kerry yet?
Kerry: (from upstairs) It's Ivy League you moron!
Rory: It's hard to tell.

C.J.: Ugh, complain, complain, complain! That's all you've done since you've got here.
Kerry: Fine, I'll leave.
C.J.: Oh! No! No! No!

Ms. Krupp: Did you know you have a 'D' in my class?
Bridget: Did you know I have a ninety-mile an hour serve?
Ms. Krupp: Did you know that in order for students to compete in athletics you need at least a 'C' and because of this you won't be playing your match on Friday.
Bridget: Did you know i'm about to cry?

Rory: But if you do see Hercules, play dead.
C.J.:...why?
Rory: Well, there's a chance he'll just throw you around a little bit and loose interest. Well, cya!

Cate: Kerry, what are your favorite cookies? I'll make some.
Kerry: I just said peanut butter!

Bridget: My life sucks!
C.J.: You too?
Bridget: Well obviously your life sucks.

Cate: This is so unfair! Everybody changes their favorites in here every five minutes! Who can keep track?
Grandpa Jim: Oh butterscotch! Bridget's favorite!
Kerry: This is off the chart's unfair!
Granpda Jim: All right, i'll put one back.
Kerry: Not the cookies! My life!

Cate: It was very hard for me, I did it against my better judgement.
Bridget: But the important thing is, you did it anyways.

Bridget: Nobody uses trigonometry in real life, it's like all the other stuff you learn in high school.

Rory: What if by some fluke, he manages to make it through the night?
Grandpa Jim: Easy, you know the trap door? Nail it shut and lock him up there all night.
Rory: You'd do that?
Grandpa Jim: Ask your Uncle Phil.
Rory: I don't have an Uncle Phil.
Grandpa Jim: Exactly.

Grandpa Jim: You woke me up with your sick dreams, "Slow down Brandy! Slow down!"
C.J.: For your information, I was walking my old dog down an icy street. And then I met a hot stripper named Brandy.

Grandpa Jim: You're scared. Why don't you admit it?
C.J.: I'm not scared! In fact I feel wonderful! Grand! I feel spectacular!
Grandpa Jim: You're wearing my boxers again aren't you?
C.J.: Yes I am!

C.J.: If Kerry were here right now what would you say to her.
Bridget: Try smiling once in awhile and stop dressing like Woody Allen.

Cate: Oh, CJ, I blew it! I'm a bad mother.
CJ: Shut your mouth!

Rory: Are you sure you want to spend the night up there? (referring to attic) It's old and moldy and smelly.
C.J.: Yeah, it'll be like a night with Grandpa.

Bridget: They're giving me a car and a driver.
Kerry(sarcastic): I may not be as smart as you, Bridget, but I don't think that's what "full ride" means.

Mrs. Krupp: Unfortunately I don't make the rules, I just enforce them to the letter.

Bridget(sing songy): Mom's going to fix it, I'm going to Princeton!

Kerry(sing-songy): There'll be no Princeton, 'cause you're a dummy!

Mrs. Krupp: Miss Hennessey, would you like to explain the relationship between chords and sines?
Bridget: If a guy's wearing cords, it's a sure sign I'm not going to date him.

Kerry: It's Ivy League, you moron.

Bridget(sing-songy): I'm going to Princeton, 'cause I play tennis, you think you're so smart, you don't play tennis!

Bridget: I always knew I was "Ivory League" material!