8 Simple Rules

Maggie: Just an observation. One book store is going out of business but all five cheese stores have lines.

Bridget: Just because a sailor takes me to a hotel you guys jump right to the worst thing.

Cate: A good soak always makes me feel like a new woman. Maggie: Ted found a new woman. Cate: What I meant was when I take a bath I'm always a nude woman. Maggie: I found Ted with a nude woman.

Cate: You have no idea what it's like to have such a moody condescending sister. Bridget: Ah hello I share a room with Wednesday Adams.

(Door bell rings) Paul: Bridget, Can you get that? Bridget: Can't. I'm focusing all my energy into attracting Donny Doyle into my love force field.

Cate: Maggie's all settled in Rory's room. Paul: Rory's? That's the most uncomfortable bed in the house. Cate: (Giggling) Yeah.

Cate: Awww! It's Donny Doyle! He's under Bridget's window. He's serenading her. Paul: (takes off shoe) I'm on it. Cate: Paul! Paul: Cate he's conning us! Those serenading mid-shipmen virgins are all liars.

Paul: Why don't you call up some friends? Go to a casino or something? Maggie: Well, I don't know, I don't really believe in gambling, I'm unlucky. Paul: You've got Ted's credit cards. Maggie: ...and I'm unlucky!!