8 Simple Rules

Season 1 Episode 27

Sort of an Officer and a Gentleman (1)

Aired Friday 8:00 PM May 13, 2003 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Bridget: I'm going to prove to you I can have a long distance monogamous relationship with my virgin boyfriend just to spite you.

    • Maggie: Just an observation. One book store is going out of business but all five cheese stores have lines.

    • Bridget: Just because a sailor takes me to a hotel you guys jump right to the worst thing.

    • Cate: A good soak always makes me feel like a new woman.
      Maggie: Ted found a new woman.
      Cate: What I meant was when I take a bath I'm always a nude woman.
      Maggie: I found Ted with a nude woman.

    • Cate: You have no idea what it's like to have such a moody condescending sister.
      Bridget: Ah hello I share a room with Wednesday Adams.

    • (Door bell rings)
      Paul: Bridget, Can you get that?
      Bridget: Can't. I'm focusing all my energy into attracting Donny Doyle into my love force field.

    • Cate: Maggie's all settled in Rory's room.
      Paul: Rory's? That's the most uncomfortable bed in the house.
      Cate: (Giggling) Yeah.

    • Cate: Awww! It's Donny Doyle! He's under Bridget's window. He's serenading her.
      Paul: (takes off shoe) I'm on it.
      Cate: Paul!
      Paul: Cate he's conning us! Those serenading mid-shipmen virgins are all liars.

    • Paul: Why don't you call up some friends? Go to a casino or something?
      Maggie: Well, I don't know, I don't really believe in gambling, I'm unlucky.
      Paul: You've got Ted's credit cards.
      Maggie: ...and I'm unlucky!!

    • Paul: What do you like to do for fun, Maggie?
      Maggie: Well, lately, I've been using Ted's personal information to destroy his credit!

  • Notes

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