8 Simple Rules

Rory: Come on C.J., just pass the ball around with me for five minutes! C.J.: Are you kidding me? I don't have time for tomfoolery! (Walks out wearing a gas mask, pots and pans to deep fry the turkey)

Bridget: There's two problems with principal Gibb. One, he's our principal, and two, he's Gibb.

Kerry: That's all you can think of to be thankful for? Good hair? Bridget: No, that's what I'm most thankful for.

Cate: I'm thankful for my family. Even though Mom couldn't be here. Grandpa Jim: That's what I'm thankful for.

Ed Gibb: You have a very nice family, Cate. When they're not poisoning or punching me.

Cate: Look at that. Grandpa got along with principal Gibb. Bridget: Yeah, maybe those zaps shocked the grumpy out of him.

Kerry: You were supposed to pick up vanilla. C.J.: You can't get much more vanilla then Ed Gibb.

Bridget: It says 'stink.' Kerry: It says a 'stick' of butter. Bridget: Nope, pretty sure it says 'stink.'

Cate: What are you doing? Ed Gibb: Oh, just watching the game. Cate: You're watching a broken television set. Ed Gibb: I'm a Lions fan. It's less painful this way.

Rory: Sure, stick up for your boyfriend. Cate: He's not my boyfriend! Rory: Fine, your man-toy.

Cate: I'm going to go relax in the living room. C.J.: Not in the living room! That's where I'm deep frying the turkey! Cate: In the living room?

Kerry: We need something at the store. Bridget: Yeah we need.. va... is that a "G"? Kerry: It's an "N"! Vanilla! Bridget: I'm not even gonna tell you what i thought that was!

Jim: (tapping his cap) Come on, Lions! Come on, Lions! CJ: Do you think you are really gonna help your team by fiddling your hat like that? Jim: Tapping. I only fiddle my hat at half time!

CJ: Excuse me, this was left within my TFSP, Turkey Frier Safety Perimeter. Anything left inside must be either removed or DFed, Deep Fried, stay close people.

Jim: Oh thats suppose to be our best receiver, he couldn't even catch a disease in a horribly cold place!

Cate: Are you sure there's nothing I can do? Kerry: No, the whole point was you taking Thanksgiving off. Bridget: Your job is to relax and do nothing. CJ: Which, by the way, is harder than it looks.

C.J.: If this falls over then it will explode so loud that even Grampa might hear it.

Bridget: Don't forget about my Ferrari. Total loss.

Cate: Damn. This Thanksgiving really does blow.

Rory: Great. I can't play football. I can't watch football. This Thanksgiving totally blows.

Cate: So sweet, so thoughtful. And really, really dumb. Ed: You know, I am your boss. Cate: (patronizingly) So sweet. So thoughtful.

Cate: Are you guys fighting? Bridget: No, I'm just training her, Mom. Jump, Scruffy, jump!

Jim: Wouldn't it be safer to do it outside? C.J.: What? Are you high? It's freezing out there! I said its freezing out there!