8 Simple Rules

Bridget: Come on mom! Rory: Yeah, come on. Bridget needs time to hooch-it-up before school.

Rory: (To Grandpa Jim and C.J.) Why don't you guys get a room? Oh, wait, I forgot, you already have one.

C.J.: You're ashamed of us! Grandpa Jim: I'm not ashamed! C.J.: Ashamed! There's no shame with two men rubbing oil on each other. Grandpa Jim: You rubbed oil on me, I didn't... C.J.: Shame talk!

Cate: This picture proves it, I was cool and you weren't. Ed Gibb: The only thing this picture proves is that white guys can look good in Afros!

Bridget: They totally put my head on some hooch's body! Rory: No, God did that.

Cate: She did not leave the house looking like this. Ed Gibb: Then I think it is obvious what happened here. Cate: Yeah, you put Bridget's head on some hooch's body.

Cate: Why do I get the feeling you are not 100% innocent? Rory: Because deep down, you know [Bridget's] a hooch.

Bridget: It's this new principal, he thinks he runs the school! Kerry: He does run the school. Bridget: Yeah, but he's been there a week, and I've been there for years!

Kerry: The one time I wear overalls in my entire life and I look like a complete geek. Rory: Yeah, blame the overalls.

Cate: Without me, patients could die. Ed: Really? Cate: Well, no, but they could wet their beds.