8 Simple Rules Season 3 Episode 23

Bridget: Ummm, nothing is happening.
C.J.: Lean over and say "Here fishy! Fishy! Fishy!"

Cate: It is not your fault.
Ed Gibb: I'm just saying a 63 year old man should know better then to start a movie at nine at night!

Bridget: So, is there like, a T.V.?
Grandpa Jim: No! Bringing a T.V. into a fishing shack is worse then bringing a...(Cell phone rings)

Bridget: He yelled at us!
Kerry: And threw our phones in the lake!
Grandpa Jim: You're lucky I stopped there!

Cate: I'll come up and get the rest [of the clothes].
Ed Gibb: If you come up here now, it's at your own risk.

Bridget: His body was in our house!
Grandpa Jim: His naked butt was in my robe!

Ed Gibb: I've got to go home and shower!
Cate: Oh, you'll never make that.
Ed Gibb: Well, I'll just wash the critical parts.

Rory: (about cate and Principal Ed Gibb) If you guys get married, will my grades move up?

Cate: We are not getting married.
Rory: What if you have to?

Cate: Any questions?
Grandpa Jim: Are we ever going to get any waffles?

Cate: I'd like to see Ed.
Margaret: From what I've heard, you already have.

C.J.: Where are you going?
Cate: To have sex with Ed in his office. Where do you think I'm going? My office!

Grandpa Jim: That's my robe!
Ed Gibb: Yes, and it is like being wrapped in a cloud.

Ed Gibb: Okay, I won't go through any of your personal things.
Cate: I didn't think you would!
Ed Gibb: I probably shouldn't have said that.

Granpda Jim: I don't want grandchildren anymore!

Bridget: Mom thought you wanted to spend special time with us!
Grandpa Jim: Well never again!

C.J.: (On the phone) Yes, I would like to save money on auto insurance. What are you wearing?

Jim and the kids are ice fishing)
Bridget: Oh my god! There's a hole in the floor!
Rory: That's where the fish are.

Grandpa Jim: Of course I love [my grandchildren]! I just wish that this morning they woke up with food poisoning!