8 Simple Rules Season 3 Episode 19

Bridget: I can't believe I lost queen of hearts to [Cheryl]!
Kerry: I can't believe you copied my math, and still got a 'D'!

C.J.: Being a man sure isn't fun.
Grandpa Jim: It sure isn't, which is why I have already had a beer.

Kerry: Mrs. Krupp is going to give us three hours of math homework!
Bridget: Yeah, do you know how long that's going to take me to copy off of her!?
Rory: Five hours?

C.J.: What is wrong with me? I act so stupid and immature around Cheryl!
Cate: It's not just around Cheryl.

Cate: I'm just doing some laundry, you know how it is.
Mrs. Krupp: I'm Japanese.

Cheryl: Are you interested in a little Japanese?
C.J.: Why? What have you heard?

Cate: (About kissing Cheryl) What was going through your head?!
C.J.: I wasn't thinking! Not a lot of blood flowing through the brain at the time!

Cheryl: I can't do this!
C.J.: Yes you can! Just pretend I am someone more good looking!

Cate: I thought you were going to do the right thing.
C.J.: Don't ever assume I'm going to do the right thing!

C.J.: (After leaving Cheryl) I'm either very moral or very gay!

Mrs. Krupp: Are you hiding from me?
C.J.: What? No! I only hide from border guards and military patrol! And leprechauns!

C.J.: Wild dogs couldn't drive me away! Unless, that is what we're having. (C.J. walks into classroom to see Cheryl there) Cheryl?
Cheryl: Hey C.J.! I missed you!
C.J.: Oh my god! It's the wild dogs!

C.J.: There is no law against dating two women at the same time.
Grandpa Jim: Unless you count the law of averages.

Grandpa Jim: Oh, so you screwed up a relationship with two woman in the same day.
C.J.: Hour.

Grandpa Jim: Look at you, all dressed up. (referring to C.J.) Who's the lucky guy?