8 Simple Rules

Bridget: I can't believe I lost queen of hearts to [Cheryl]! Kerry: I can't believe you copied my math, and still got a 'D'!

C.J.: Being a man sure isn't fun. Grandpa Jim: It sure isn't, which is why I have already had a beer.

Kerry: Mrs. Krupp is going to give us three hours of math homework! Bridget: Yeah, do you know how long that's going to take me to copy off of her!? Rory: Five hours?

C.J.: What is wrong with me? I act so stupid and immature around Cheryl! Cate: It's not just around Cheryl.

Cate: I'm just doing some laundry, you know how it is. Mrs. Krupp: I'm Japanese.

Cheryl: Are you interested in a little Japanese? C.J.: Why? What have you heard?

Cate: (About kissing Cheryl) What was going through your head?! C.J.: I wasn't thinking! Not a lot of blood flowing through the brain at the time!

Cheryl: I can't do this! C.J.: Yes you can! Just pretend I am someone more good looking!

Cate: I thought you were going to do the right thing. C.J.: Don't ever assume I'm going to do the right thing!

C.J.: (After leaving Cheryl) I'm either very moral or very gay!

Mrs. Krupp: Are you hiding from me? C.J.: What? No! I only hide from border guards and military patrol! And leprechauns!

C.J.: Wild dogs couldn't drive me away! Unless, that is what we're having. (C.J. walks into classroom to see Cheryl there) Cheryl? Cheryl: Hey C.J.! I missed you! C.J.: Oh my god! It's the wild dogs!

C.J.: There is no law against dating two women at the same time. Grandpa Jim: Unless you count the law of averages.

Grandpa Jim: Oh, so you screwed up a relationship with two woman in the same day. C.J.: Hour.

Grandpa Jim: Look at you, all dressed up. (referring to C.J.) Who's the lucky guy?