8 Simple Rules

Jackie: I'm really good at these things! You're in sixth grade! Rory: High school freshman.

C.J.: I'd throw it all away to do it again Kerry: Throw what away? Your room in the basement or your box of dirty magazines?

Grandpa Jim: You want to end up like that crazy nut-bucket? Bridget: More then anything!

Grandpa Jim: Of course you remember C.J. Jackie: How could I forget? My receptionist is bringing him up on charges.

Cate: Are you two going to get back together? Grandpa Jim: I don't see why not. I forgave the Koreans, I can forgive her. Cate: Do you forgive mom? Grandpa Jim: No.

Cate: You're not being very nice about mom. Grandpa Jim: Oh right, the person who left me for Paco the Latin lover.

C.J.: Apparently grandpa and the head of the modeling agency had a fling back in the day. Cate: Really? C.J.: I know, gross right?

Grandpa Jim: I'm going down to that modeling agency to give them a piece of my mind. C.J.: But you have so few left.

C.J.: You pretty thing, why are you cramped behind this desk when you should be out here with the rest of the models? Receptionist: It's men like you that make me want to date women.

Rory: Where's your career now, big shot? C.J.: In the toilet with the little sailor guy.

Cate: I don't like the idea of you sprawled out all over the hood of a car. Rory: Better then in the backseat. C.J.: Dude that's exactly what I was thinking. Nice! (Cate looks at him) But I had the good mind not to say it.

CJ: Where is the flare, the attitude, the passion... Kerry: ...the intelligence, the pride, the self-respect?

CJ (to Bridget): Its a dirty, filthy, cut throat buisness. One minute you're pretty, great hair. The next minute you suck, split ends.

Bridget: You guys are never ever in a million years are gonna believe what happened to me at the mall today! CJ: You flashed a thong to the guy in the food court and he gave you a free soda pop?! Bridget And.... a total stranger came up to me and asked me to be in a commercial! (giggling) Oh its so good to be me!