Paul Hennessy (2002-2003)
Cate Egan Hennessy
Rory Joseph Hennessy
We never actually find out what Kerry's painting is about.
Bridget: (About changing the car oil) I was going to but then [Kyle] came over and he's all like "you're doing it wrong." And I'm all like, you know how guys are, I'm like "shut up." And he's all "let me show you." And I'm all "fine you do it." I held a flashlight, you can't see anything without it!
Bridget: You promised to take me driving today.
Paul: I didn't say as soon as it became today, I said sometime today.
Bridget: This is sometime.
Paul: So is later.
(Kyle walks towards Bridget, Paul blocks Kyle's path)
Kyle: Uh, i was gonna give Bridget a kiss good bye..
Paul: I know.
Paul: Did you get milk?
Paul: Not as easy as it looks huh?
Cate: You can't prevent your daughters from growing up just because you're scared.
Paul: They should tell you that when you bring them home from the hospital.
Rory: I need help with my math homework.
Paul: Rory, we're just a little busy right now, okay.
Rory: Just one question. If a car is going 60 miles an hour and can drive 300 miles on a tank of gas. What time will it be when Bridget gets to Tijuana?
Paul: So how did your shoe shopping go with Rory?
Paul: $85? For a pair of sneakers? I've got to see these.
Cate: Well go look out the window. He's riding his bike over them so they don't look new.
Paul: That's nice.
Cate: It's either shoes or college.
Rory: I'm not exactly college material.
Paul: Bridget is not ready to drive a car.
Cate: I think she's ready for her license. When I take her out she's perfectly fine.
Paul: Well sure she's relaxed. If she crashes with you in the car at least there's a nurse on the scene.
Paul: I don't think I can sleep. My heart is racing. You're a nurse. Feel my heart.
Cate: There is nothing wrong with your heart, Paul.
Paul: What do you know? You're not a doctor; you're just a nurse.
Paul: You'll get your license when I say you can get your license.
Bridget: This is so unfair! I have jumped over every hoop!
Kerry: You know, I can't see why you're so against letting Bridget get behind the wheel.
Bridget: Thank you, Kerry.
Kerry: Although she has had a lot more practice in the backseat.
Paul:: Fine, you can take the minivan.
Bridge: You want me to drive the Loser Cruiser?!
Rory: Uh, Dad...
Paul: Not right now, Rory!
Rory: But it's important!
Paul: I said just a minute!
Rory: (opens front door) Well okay...
Paul: Is that my car? Is that Bridget driving my car? Without a license?!
Rory: Oh, so now you wanna know.
Bridget: See mom thinks I'm ready to drive.
Paul: Mom also thought I was ready for fatherhood.
Paul: Any idiot can drive a car.
Kerry: Then let her [Bridget} get her license.
Paul: Off you go...
Paul: You're going to have to think of other ways to get places.
Bridget: I need more boyfriends.
Bridget: God, Tiffany is such dirty business.
At the end of this episodes theme song, Rory takes a bunch of flowers before shutting the door.
Re-aired again: Monday, June 30, 2003 at 8:30 p.m. E/P on ABC's special 8 Simple Rules Monday Comedy Showcase.
Re-aired: Thursday January 23rd, 2003 on ABC.
Tape Date: Friday September 20th, 2002
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